George Carlin - lyrics with translation

Language:English

List of texts

Name	Year
The Suicide Guy	2006
Interview with Jesus	1981
I Like People	2008
Coast-to-Coast Emergency	2006
Old Fuck	2008
Things We Say When People Die	2008
Dumb Americans	2006
Every Child Is Special	2008
Today's Professional Parents	2008
The Self-Esteem Movement	2008
Dead Parents Helping	2008
He's Smiling Down	2008
Extreme Human Behavior	2006
People Refuse to Be Realistic	2008
A Couple of Other Questions	2008
Parents in Hell	2008
Kids and Parents	1999
Children Are Our Future	2008
Raisin' a Child Is Not Difficult	2008
The All-Suicide Tv Channel	2006
Posthumous Female Transplants	2006
Goin' Through My Address Book	2008
Values (How Much Is That Dog Crap in the Window?)	1992
Heavy Mysteries	1992
Wasted Time - Sharing a Swallow	1992
The Confessional	1992
I Used To Be Irish Catholic	1992
Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television	1992
Special Dispensation - Heaven, Hell, Purgatory And Limbo	1992
Gun Enthusiasts	2001
Autoerotic Asphyxia	2006
Muhammad Ali - America The Beautiful	1992
Guys Named Todd	2001
Pyramid of the Hopeless	2006
NASA-Holes	2001
Why We Don't Need 10 Commandments	2001
White Guys Who Shave Their Heads	2001
Yeast Infection	2006
Life's Little Moments	1990
Don't Pull the Plug on Me	1990
I Love My Dog	1990
Three Little Words	2006
Answering Machines	2001
Hands-Free Telephone Headsets	2001
Music on Answering Machines	2001
Family Newsletters	2001
A Modern Man	2006
Organ Donor Programs	1990
Singers with One Name	2001
Euphemisms	2021
Rich Guys in Hot Air Balloons	2001
They're Only Words	1990
People Who Wear Visors	2001
Some People Are Stupid	1990
People Who Misuse Credit Cards	2001
You & Me (Things That Come off Your Body)	2001
Feminist Blowjob	2021
I Ain't Afraid of Cancer	1990
Traffic Accidents–Keep Movin'!	2001
Things You Never See	2021
Baby Slings	2001
Motivation Seminars	2001
Things You Don't Wanna Hear	1990
Good Ideas	1990
People Who Oughta Be Killed: Self-Help Books	2001
Parents of Honor Students	2001
Telephone Mimes	2001
Things You Never Hear	1990
"My Daddy"	2001
Asshole, Jackoff, Scumbag	1981
The Opening	2001
Offensive Language	1990
Sixth Announcements	1981
Abortion	1981
Proud to Be an American	2008
God Bless America	2008
Swearing on the Bible	2008
Takin' off Yer Hat	2008
You Have No Rights	2008
Stupid Bullshit on the Phone	2008
In a Coma	2008
Class Clown	1992
What a Phone Call Should Be	2008
They Want to Show You the Pictures	2008
Stupid Bullshit	2008
No One Questions Things	2008
The Hair Piece	1992
Their Kids!	2008
Just Enough Bullshit	2008
Free-Floating Hostility	1996
Sanctity of Life	1996
Farting in Public	1996
Familiar Expressions	1996
State Prison Farms	1996
Capital Punishment	1996
Special Dispensation: Heaven, Hell, Purgatory and Limbo	1972
Wasting Time: Sharing a Swallow	1972
Advertising Lullabye	1999
Values (How Much Is That Dog Crap in the Window?) / Shoot Is Shit ...	1972
Class Clown - Bi-Labial Fricative / Attracting Attention / Squeamish	1972
Businessmen	1999
American Bullshit	1999
Names	1999
Angels	2021
Religion	2021
Cigars	1999
There is No God	2021
Harley Davidson	1999
TV Tonight	1999
How's Everybody Doin'?	1999
Minority Language	1999
House of Blues	1999
Man Stuff	1999
Airport Security	1999
Fear of Germs	1999