Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song In a Coma, artist - George Carlin. Album song It's Bad For Ya, in the genre Date of issue: 31.03.2008
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Laugh.com
Song language: English
In a Coma |
| You know what would be great for a guy like me? |
| Just to be in a coma. |
| Huh? |
| Wouldn’t that be great? |
| Nothing to do all day. |
| You just crap out and breathe through a fucking tube. |
| They feed you through a tube. |
| There’s nothing to do. |
| Whoa, you talk about being a couch potato, that’s it man. |
| No phone calls coming in. Nobody dropping by unexpectedly. |
| And if they do drop by, you’re completely unaware of it because you’re in a fucking coma, and you’re practically clinically dead. |
| And you don’t have to listen to their stupid shit. |
| Their stupid shit like about their new ride-around lawnmower with the two-tone horn and the GPS in case they get lost on the lawn. |
| And their boss and their job and their car and their kids. |