
Date of issue: 31.03.2008
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Laugh.com
Song language: English
In a Coma |
You know what would be great for a guy like me? |
Just to be in a coma. |
Huh? |
Wouldn’t that be great? |
Nothing to do all day. |
You just crap out and breathe through a fucking tube. |
They feed you through a tube. |
There’s nothing to do. |
Whoa, you talk about being a couch potato, that’s it man. |
No phone calls coming in. Nobody dropping by unexpectedly. |
And if they do drop by, you’re completely unaware of it because you’re in a fucking coma, and you’re practically clinically dead. |
And you don’t have to listen to their stupid shit. |
Their stupid shit like about their new ride-around lawnmower with the two-tone horn and the GPS in case they get lost on the lawn. |
And their boss and their job and their car and their kids. |
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