Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song A Couple of Other Questions , by - George Carlin. Song from the album It's Bad For Ya, in the genre A Couple of Other Questions |
| Now, just a couple of other questions about this whole theory. |
| Suppose you die without having any children. |
| Who do you help, strangers? |
| It would be nice. |
| Suppose you’re an adopted child. |
| Who helps you, your biological mother? |
| She doesn’t even know where the fuck you live. |
| Suppose you kill your parents. |
| Would they help you? |
| I’ll guarantee you Mr. and Mrs. Menendez are not helping those two boys. |
| No. No. Yeah, it’s all bullshit folks, and it’s bad for you. |
| It’s all bullshit. |
| That’s what you have to remember as you go through life in this country. |
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