
Date of issue: 31.03.2008
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Laugh.com
Song language: English
Children Are Our Future |
Here’s another platitude they jam down our throat: Children are our future. |
Children are not our future, and I can prove it with my usual flawless logic. |
Children can’t be our future because by the time the future arrives they won’t be children anymore, so blow me. |
Yes. |
As you may have noticed, I always like to present a carefully reasoned argument. |
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