Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Cigars , by - George Carlin. Song from the album You Are All Diseased, in the genre Release date: 09.02.1999
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Laugh.com
Song language: English
Cigars |
| Now listen… I got a few more items of things that are pissing me off, and this one comes in the form of a question. |
| Haven’t we had about enough of this cigar-smoking shit in this country? |
| Huh? |
| Huh? |
| When is this gonna end? |
| When is this shit gonna go away? |
| When are these fat, arrogant, overpaid, overfed, overprivileged, overindulged, white-collared, business-criminal, asshole cocksuckers gonna put out their cigars and move along to their next abomination… white pussy businessmen sucking on a big brown dick? |
| That’s all it is. |
| That’s all it ever was… a big brown dick! |
| Sigmund Freud said “sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.” |
| Oh yeah? |
| Well sometimes it’s a big brown dick… with a fat, arrogant, white-collared, business-criminal asshole sucking on the wet end of it! |
| But hey, hey, the news is not all bad for me, not all bad; |
| you wanna know the good part? |
| Cancer of the mouth. |
| Good! |
| Fuck ‘em! |
| Makes me happy; |
| it’s an attractive disease… goes nice with a cell phone! |
| So light up suspender man, and suck that smoke deep down into your empty suit and blow it out your ass you fucking cocksucker! |