Lyrics American Bullshit - George Carlin

American Bullshit

Cause you do know folks, living in this country, you're bound to know that every time you're exposed to advertising, you realize once again, that America's leading industry, America's most profitable business is still the manufacture, packaging, distribution,
and marketing of bullshit… high quality, grade-A, prime cut, pure American bullshit, and the sad part is is that most people seem to been indoctrinated to believe that bullshit only comes from certain places, certain sources;
advertising, politics, salesmen… not true, bullshit is everywhere, bullshit is rampant, parents are full of shit, teachers are full of shit, clergymen are full of shit, and law enforcement people are full of shit.
This entire country, this entire country is completely full of shit and always has been from the Declaration of Independence to the Constitution of the Star Spangled Banner, it's still nothing more than one big, steaming pile of red, white and blue, all-American
bullshit because think of how we started… think of that.
This country was founded by a group of slave owners who told us “all men are created equal”.
Oh yeah… all men, except for Indians and Niggers and women right?
Always like to use that authentic American language.
This was a small group of unelected white male, land-holding, slave owners who also suggested their class be the only one allowed to vote.
Now that is what’s known as being stunningly and embarrassingly full of shit.
And I think Americans really show their ignorance when they say they want their politicians to be honest.
What are these fucking cretins talking about?
If honesty were suddenly introduced into American life, the whole system would collapse!
No one would know what to do!
Honesty would fuck this country up!
And I think deep down, Americans know that.
That’s why the elected and re-elected Bill Clinton!
Because the American people like their bullshit right out front where they can get a good strong whiff of it!
Clinton might be full of shit but at least he lets you know it.
Dolle tried to hide it didn’t he?
Dolle kept saying “I’m a plain and honest man!”
Bullshit!
People don’t believe that!
What did Clinton say?
He said “Hi folks!
I’m completely full of shit and how do you like that?”
and the people said “You know something?
At least he’s honest.”
At least he’s honest about being completely full of shit.