| Tell the truth. |
| Don’t be bullshitting people. |
| Like I say, there’s enough bullshit as it is. |
| There’s enough bullshit as it is. |
| In fact, there’s just enough, did you know that? |
| There’s just enough bullshit to hold things together in this country. |
| Bullshit is the glue that binds us as a nation. |
| Where would we be without our safe, familiar, American bullshit. |
| Land of the free. |
| Home of the brave. |
| The American dream. |
| All men are equal. |
| Justice is blind. |
| The press is free. |
| Your vote counts. |
| Business is honest. |
| The good guys win. |
| The police are on your side. |
| God is watching you. |
| Your standard of living will never decline. |
| And everything is going to be just fine. |
| The official national bullshit story. |
| I call it the American okeydoke. |
| Every one, every one of those items is provably untrue at one level or another, but we believe them because they’re pounded into our heads from the time we’re children. |
| That’s what they do with that kind of thing; |
| pound it into the heads of kids because they know that children are much too young to be able to muster an intellectual defense against a sophisticated idea like that. |
| And they know that up to a certain age, children believe everything their parents tell them, and as a result, they never learn to question things. |
| Nobody questions things in this country anymore. |
| Nobody questions anything. |
| Everybody is too fat and happy. |
| Everybody has got a cell phone that’ll make pancakes and rub their balls now. |
| Way too fucking prosperous for our own good, way too fucking prosperous. |
| Americans have been bought off in silence by toys and gizmos and no one learns to question things. |