Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Baby Slings, artist - George Carlin. Album song Complaints & Grievances, in the genre Date of issue: 31.03.2001
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Laugh.com
Song language: English
Baby Slings |
| Here are some more parents who ought to be beaten with heavy clubs and left bleeding in the moonlight. |
| These are the ones who carry their babies around in these backpacks or front packs or slings or whatever these devices are called. |
| That are apparently designed to leave the parents’ hands free to sort through high end merchandise and reach for their platinum credit cards. |
| Because it’s always these upscale, yuppie looking Greenpeace environmentally conscious assholes who have them on. |
| I say hey Mr. And Mrs. Natural Fibers. |
| I say hey Mr. And Mrs. Natural Fibers. |
| It’s not camping equipment it’s a baby. |
| Touch the little prick now and then. |
| He’ll thank you for it someday. |
| These are the same people who sort their garbage jog with their dogs and listen to Steely Dan. |
| You just like to take them out deep in the forest and disembowel them with a wooden cooking spoon. |