Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song White Guys Who Shave Their Heads , by - George Carlin. Song from the album Complaints & Grievances, in the genre White Guys Who Shave Their Heads |
| Here are some more men who ought to be strapped to a gurney and castrated with fishing knives. |
| White guys who shave their heads completely bald. |
| They’re so ashamed they lost 11 hairs they’re going to try to turn into some kind of masculine statement. |
| I say hey you goofy looking baldy headed fuck, looks good on black guys, on you it’s ugly, repulsive and disgusting. |
| You want to be bald. |
| Do what I did. |
| Wait a while. |
| Meantime, there’s no excuse for running around looking like a freshly circumcised dick. |
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