Lyrics White Guys Who Shave Their Heads - George Carlin

White Guys Who Shave Their Heads

Here are some more men who ought to be strapped to a gurney and castrated with fishing knives.
White guys who shave their heads completely bald.
They’re so ashamed they lost 11 hairs they’re going to try to turn into some kind of masculine statement.
I say hey you goofy looking baldy headed fuck, looks good on black guys, on you it’s ugly, repulsive and disgusting.
You want to be bald.
Do what I did.
Wait a while.
Meantime, there’s no excuse for running around looking like a freshly circumcised dick.