Lyrics Raisin' a Child Is Not Difficult - George Carlin

Raisin' a Child Is Not Difficult

Raising a child is not difficult.
They try to make it into this mysterious, difficult task.
Nothing to it.
Easiest thing in the world to raise a kid if you follow the steps.
First step, you take the kid and you put him out on the street corner, and you leave him there.
You come back a week later.
If the kid is still there, you’ve got yourself a stupid fucking kid.
Then you just proceed from that point.
It’s all bullshit, folks.
It’s all bullshit, and it’s bad for you.