Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Raisin' a Child Is Not Difficult , by - George Carlin. Song from the album It's Bad For Ya, in the genre Raisin' a Child Is Not Difficult |
| Raising a child is not difficult. |
| They try to make it into this mysterious, difficult task. |
| Nothing to it. |
| Easiest thing in the world to raise a kid if you follow the steps. |
| First step, you take the kid and you put him out on the street corner, and you leave him there. |
| You come back a week later. |
| If the kid is still there, you’ve got yourself a stupid fucking kid. |
| Then you just proceed from that point. |
| It’s all bullshit, folks. |
| It’s all bullshit, and it’s bad for you. |
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