Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Telephone Mimes , by - George Carlin. Song from the album Complaints & Grievances, in the genre Telephone Mimes |
| Here’s another unfortunate pack of mutants who ought to be penciled in for a sudden visit from the angel of death these guys these guys who can’t tell you about a phone call they had without giving you this shit the fucking pinky and the thumb. |
| Like they attended Mime college, studied under Marcel Marceau. |
| So I call her up you know and I’m talking to her. |
| And she fucking hangs up on me so I hang up on her. |
| And she calls me back. |
| I fucking hang up again. |
| I say hey Bruno thanks for the visual aid. |
| But we all understand the concept of the telephone. |
| You hold it in your hand you talk into it. |
| Excuse me. |
| Bruno. |
| Incoming call. |
| Oh hey it’s for you. |
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