Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Sixth Announcements, artist - George Carlin. Album song A Place for My Stuff!, in the genre Sixth Announcements |
| Hello, I’m Bud from Bud’s Medical Center. |
| Come on out to Bud’s. |
| We’re having a |
| special this weekend on head injuries. |
| Any sort of head injury from a black eye |
| to a whole caved-in skull is just $ 1.50 this weekend at Bud’s. |
| We’ll also give |
| a free estimate to anyone who’s bleeding. |
| If you’re sick or injured or diseased |
| or hurt or maimed or disfigured or imperfect in any way… or you just flat |
| don’t feel good, come on out to Bud’s Medical Center |
| Bud’s! |
| Where all the sick people go! |
| Here are some notes of community interest. |
| The Beverly Hills Chamber of Poor |
| Taste is sponsoring a hunger banquet, «Hors d’oeuvres for Bangladesh» |
| this weekend |
| On Sunday evening, The National Association for the Advancement of Checkered |
| People presents a musical revue, «Hats Off to the Stillborn» at the New Jersey |
| State Hospital for the Recently All Right |
| Here is a reminder from the American Medical Association |
| Don’t pour sulfuric acid on your genitals! |
| (female voice again:) |
| And now, back to «Fussy Eater» |
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