Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Guys Named Todd, artist - George Carlin. Album song Complaints & Grievances, in the genre Guys Named Todd |
| And I’m getting really sick of guys named Todd. |
| You know it’s just a goofy fucking name okay. |
| Hi what’s your name? |
| Todd. |
| I’m Todd. |
| And this is Blake. |
| And Blair and Blane and Brent. |
| Where are all these goofy fucking boys’ names coming from? |
| Taylor, Tyler, Jordan, Flynn. |
| These are not real names. |
| Do you want to hear a real name? |
| Eddie. |
| Eddie is a real name. |
| Whatever happened to Eddie? |
| He was here a minute ago. |
| Joey and Jackie and Johnnie and Phil. |
| Bobbie and Tommy and Danny and Bill, what happened? |
| Todd. |
| And Cody and Dylan and Cameron and Tucker. |
| Hi. |
| Tucker. |
| I’m Todd. |
| Hi. |
| Todd. |
| I’m Tucker. |
| Fuck Tucker. |
| Tucker sucks. |
| And fuck Tucker’s friend Kyle. |
| There’s another soft name for a boy Kyle. |
| Soft names make soft people. |
| I’ll bet you anything that ten times out of ten Nicky, Vinnie and Tony will beat the shit out of Todd, Kyle and Tucker. |
| Thank you very much. |
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