Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Businessmen, artist - George Carlin. Album song You Are All Diseased, in the genre Date of issue: 09.02.1999
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Laugh.com
Song language: English
Businessmen |
| This is just like the business world, same as business; |
| everybody knows by now, all businessmen are completely full of shit; |
| just the worst kind of low-life, criminal, cocksuckers, you could ever want to run into… a fucking piece of shit businessman. |
| And the proof of it is they don’t even trust each other! |
| They don’t trust one another! |
| When a businessman sits down and negotiates a deal, the first thing he does is to automatically assume that the other guy is a complete lying prick who’s trying to fuck him out of his money! |
| So he’s gotta do everything he can to fuck the other guy a little bit faster and a little bit harder… and he’s gotta do it with a big smile on his face. |
| You know that big, bullshit, businessman smile? |
| And if you’re a customer, whoa… that’s when you get the really big smile! |
| Customers always get the really big smile as the businessman carefully positions himself directly behind the customer and unzips his pants and proceeds to service the account! |
| “I’m servicing this account… this customer needs service.” |
| Now you know what they mean when they say “we specialize in customer service”. |
| Whoever coined the phrase “let the buyer beware” was probably bleeding from the asshole. |
| That’s business. |