Lyrics Things You Never See - George Carlin

Things You Never See

You'd never see a guy jogging down the street listening to a Shitman.
No, that's one of those
things you never see.
There's a lot of things you never see and you don't know you don't see em
because you don't see em.
You gotta see something first to know you never saw it.
Then you see
it and say, "Hey, I never saw that."
Too late, you just saw it.
I know things you never see.
You
never a Rolls Royce with a bumper sticker that says "Shit happens."
You never a really big, tall,
fat Chinese guy with red hair.
You never see a wheelchair with a roll-bar.
You never see someone
taking a shit while running at full speed.
And, you never see a picture of Margaret Thatcher
strapping on a dildo.