Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Gun Enthusiasts , by - George Carlin. Song from the album Complaints & Grievances, in the genre Gun Enthusiasts |
| Here are some more people with missing chromosomes who ought to be thrown screaming from a helicopter. |
| Gun enthusiasts, you know? |
| I’m a gun enthusiast. |
| Oh yeah well I’m a blowjob enthusiast. |
| Want to see me shoot? |
| Cock this. |
| And I’ll discharge a load for you. |
| And I’m not against guns. |
| I’m not one of those mindless Hollywood cocksuckers. |
| I’m not against guns, I’m not against bullets, I’m not even against people shooting each other. |
| Shit shooting somebody is part of the American dream. |
| I don’t care who it is. |
| Parents teachers kids fuck them. |
| Let them get shot. |
| Doesn’t bother me. |
| But speaking of mindless Hollywood cocksuckers, before Charlton Heston became President of these dickless lunatics in the NRA, they had a different guy. |
| He’s still one of their major spokesmen. |
| His name is Wayne La Pierre. |
| What kind of a name for a gun nut is Wayne La Pierre? |
| Doesn’t it sound a little fruity to you? |
| Hi, I’m Wayne, I’m a gun person. |
| Bang-bang. |
| You know what this prick’s name ought to be? |
| Biff Webster. |
| Spud Crowley, a man’s name. |
| Chuck Steak. |
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