Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Gun Enthusiasts, artist - George Carlin. Album song Complaints & Grievances, in the genre
Date of issue: 31.03.2001
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Laugh.com
Song language: English
Gun Enthusiasts |
Here are some more people with missing chromosomes who ought to be thrown screaming from a helicopter. |
Gun enthusiasts, you know? |
I’m a gun enthusiast. |
Oh yeah well I’m a blowjob enthusiast. |
Want to see me shoot? |
Cock this. |
And I’ll discharge a load for you. |
And I’m not against guns. |
I’m not one of those mindless Hollywood cocksuckers. |
I’m not against guns, I’m not against bullets, I’m not even against people shooting each other. |
Shit shooting somebody is part of the American dream. |
I don’t care who it is. |
Parents teachers kids fuck them. |
Let them get shot. |
Doesn’t bother me. |
But speaking of mindless Hollywood cocksuckers, before Charlton Heston became President of these dickless lunatics in the NRA, they had a different guy. |
He’s still one of their major spokesmen. |
His name is Wayne La Pierre. |
What kind of a name for a gun nut is Wayne La Pierre? |
Doesn’t it sound a little fruity to you? |
Hi, I’m Wayne, I’m a gun person. |
Bang-bang. |
You know what this prick’s name ought to be? |
Biff Webster. |
Spud Crowley, a man’s name. |
Chuck Steak. |