Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Hands-Free Telephone Headsets, artist - George Carlin. Album song Complaints & Grievances, in the genre Hands-Free Telephone Headsets |
| Here’s another bunch of puss-headed telephone cretins. |
| These self-important techno dicks who walk around with these hands free telephone headsets and ear pieces. |
| Mr. Self Important doesn’t want to be too far from the phone in case Henry Kissinger calls. |
| He’s got the Dalai Lama on line 2. I say hey Spaceman as long as your hands are free. |
| Reach over here and fondle my balls would you please? |
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