Lyrics Hands-Free Telephone Headsets - George Carlin

Hands-Free Telephone Headsets

Here’s another bunch of puss-headed telephone cretins.
These self-important techno dicks who walk around with these hands free telephone headsets and ear pieces.
Mr. Self Important doesn’t want to be too far from the phone in case Henry Kissinger calls.
He’s got the Dalai Lama on line 2. I say hey Spaceman as long as your hands are free.
Reach over here and fondle my balls would you please?