Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Good Ideas, artist - George Carlin. Album song Parental Advisory, in the genre Date of issue: 19.11.1990
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Laugh.com
Song language: English
Good Ideas |
| I got strange ideas anyways. |
| You know what I think they ought to do with those Miss America |
| contest? |
| I think they ought to keep making the losers come back until they win. |
| Huh? |
| I'll tell you, |
| that would get a little spooky after about thirty five years or so huh? |
| "I just want to work on |
| world peace." "Fine, sit down before you fall down, will you? |
| And pick up all these goddam |
| batons." |
| I got a lot of ideas. |
| You know what I think? |
| I think Kleenex ought to have little targets on them. |
| Wouldn't that be a good idea? |
| Little bulls-eyes right in the middle of the Kleenex. |
| Make it kind of |
| sporty when you're with you friends. |
| KKKkkkkoooott! |
| Look Dave, an 85! |
| Huh? |
| That's a good idea. |
| I got a lot of good ideas. |
| Trouble is most of them suck. |
| I got a lot of good ideas for new products |
| like that. |
| That's what I think about on my off-duty hours. |
| Things we need. |
| Products we ought to |
| have that we don't have. |
| You know what we ought to have? |
| We ought to have a diet salad |
| dressing called 500 islands. |
| See, good goddam ideas like that. |
| Eh? |
| A Christian deodorant ,"thou |
| shalt not smell". How about a feminine hygiene spray called "Sprunt"? Huh? Well, you'd never |
| forget the name, would you? |
| It would always be right on the tip of your tongue. |
| See? |
| Marketing, |
| marketing, that's where I belong. |
| Among other places. |
| Marketing. |
| Here's an idea I got. |
| This is a |
| yo-yo with a 2000 foot string. |
| You use it when you visit the grand canyon. |
| See, I'm a visionary. |
| I'm |
| ahead of my time. |
| Trouble is, I'm only about an hour and a half ahead. |
| Here's a good idea. |
| A light |
| bulb that only shines on things worth looking at. |
| Yeah, too idealistic. |
| Never make any money on |
| a thing like that. |
| Here's something that's going to make a fortune. |
| Get in on this. |
| This is a roach |
| spray. |
| It doesn't kill the roaches, but it fills them with self doubt as to whether or not they're in |
| the right house. |
| Here's something I'm trying to interest the Japanese electronics firms in this. |
| This would be a great product for Sony. |
| This is a combination cassette player and colostimy bag. |
| It's called "Shitman"! |
| Huh? |
| Sure. |
| Well you'd never see that. |
| You'd never see that. |