Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Wasted Time - Sharing a Swallow, artist - George Carlin. Album song Classic Gold, in the genre
Date of issue: 31.03.1992
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Laugh.com
Song language: English
Wasted Time - Sharing a Swallow |
Den-deh-dehhhh! |
Remember that? |
Do you still do that? |
Den-deh-dehhhh! |
Don't lose that, man. |
Den-nehhh! |
Remember when you were a kid on a hot day? |
Nobody was around. |
Nothing to |
do...Den-deh-dehhhh! |
I'll still do it, man. |
I'll push the button in the elevator- Dum-duhhm! |
Watch |
the numerals going up- Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-DAH! |
Yeah, otherwise that's all |
wasted time, you know? |
Elevator. |
There's nothing to do in the elevator except not look at the |
other guy. |
Stare at your shoes. |
I play 'spy' at the airport. |
Do you ever do that? |
I believe in using that kind of time; |
it's wasted |
time. |
I play 'spy' at the airport. |
Especially a big airport. |
You know there's a spy at the airport. |
Your job - find him. |
Get into a little of this (drinks some water). |
Mmm. |
I'll share this with you. |
I'll share a swallow of |
water with you. |
Why not, man. |
No one ever shares a swallow with you. |
It's kind of a personal |
sound. |
(sticks microphone to his throat and swallows water) GLLLLLLLLLL! |
SPLASH! |
That second |
half is the best part of the swallow, you know? |
There are two parts... a lot of people don't |
realize. |
Two parts to the swallow. |
The first one, that..that kinda bubbly sound is when you pour |
somethin' in your mouth, your throat closes up. |
'Cause your throat doesn't trust your mouth, |
man. |
Your throat knows your mouth is crazy... and will do anything. |
So your throat is kind of a |
monitor and you pour something in you mouth, your throat says, "Hold on. Let's check that stuff |
out." Then the brain goes (makes 'calculating' sounds) "Looks okay to me, let 'er go!" |
'Blllmmmm!' |
Listen again for the two parts and especially that second one which is kinda |
like...going home. |
GLLLLLLLLLL! |
SPLASH! |
That was a goody. |