Lyrics People Who Oughta Be Killed: Self-Help Books - George Carlin

People Who Oughta Be Killed: Self-Help Books

Now something else a lot of you are aware of.
Those of you with illegal cable hook-ups will be aware of the fact that one of the things I like to do on my show is complain you know.
It’s kind of a motif for me complaining.
And of course.
This weird culture we live in leaves you no shortage of things to complain about.
So this next piece of material like some good ideas is fairly simple.
It’s just a list of people who ought to be killed starting with these people who read self help books.
Why do so many people need help?
Life is not that complicated.
You get up go to work you eat three meals you take one good shit and you go back to bed.
What’s the fucking mystery?
And the part I really don’t understand.
If you’re looking for self-help why would you read a book written by somebody else?
That’s not self-help that’s help.
There’s no such thing as self help.
If you did it yourself you didn’t need help.
You did it yourself.
Try to pay attention to the language we’ve all agreed on.
And a similar.
A similar mystery to me motivation books.