Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song People Who Misuse Credit Cards , by - George Carlin. Song from the album Complaints & Grievances, in the genre People Who Misuse Credit Cards |
| Here is another pack of jackoffs who ought to be strangled in front of their children. |
| People who pay for inexpensive items with a credit card. |
| You know. |
| Folks. |
| Take my word for this Raisinettes is not a major purchase. |
| Get some fucking cash together. |
| No one should be paying a bank percent interest on Tic Tacs. |
| And you’re holding up the fucking line too some dorky looking prick with a fanny pack waiting to be approved for a bag of Cheese Doodles. |
| I need this like I need an infected scrotum. |
| Get some fucking money. |
| Next guy ahead of me online pays for Newsweek with a credit card is getting stabbed in the eyes. |
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