Lyrics People Who Misuse Credit Cards - George Carlin

People Who Misuse Credit Cards

Here is another pack of jackoffs who ought to be strangled in front of their children.
People who pay for inexpensive items with a credit card.
You know.
Folks.
Take my word for this Raisinettes is not a major purchase.
Get some fucking cash together.
No one should be paying a bank percent interest on Tic Tacs.
And you’re holding up the fucking line too some dorky looking prick with a fanny pack waiting to be approved for a bag of Cheese Doodles.
I need this like I need an infected scrotum.
Get some fucking money.
Next guy ahead of me online pays for Newsweek with a credit card is getting stabbed in the eyes.