Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Motivation Seminars, artist - George Carlin. Album song Complaints & Grievances, in the genre Motivation Seminars |
| Motivation seminars. |
| Why would anyone need to be motivated by someone else? |
| I say if you lack motivation. |
| A seminar isn’t going to help you. |
| What you really need is to be smashed in the head or times with a golf club. |
| That’ll fucking motivate you. |
| Or else it’ll at least get you up and moving around the room you know locate your socks shit like that. |
| Get the day rolling. |
| Motivation is bullshit. |
| If you ask me this country could use a little less motivation. |
| The people who are motivated are the ones who were causing all the trouble. |
| Stock swindlers. |
| Serial killers. |
| Child molesters, Christian conservatives. |
| These people are highly motivated, highly motivated. |
| And anyway I think motivation is overrated. |
| You show me some lazy prick who’s lying around all day watching game shows and stroking his penis and I’ll show you someone who’s not causing any fucking trouble. |
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