![Yeast Infection - George Carlin](https://cdn.muztext.com/i/3284755112113925347.jpg)
Date of issue: 31.03.2006
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Laugh.com
Song language: English
Yeast Infection |
I was dancing with a woman. |
She told me she had a yeast infection. |
I said. |
“Well. |
Bake me a fucking loaf of bread. |
A couple of corn muffins, a jelly donut. |
I don’t give a shit. |
I’m always in the market for quality-baked goods. |
You couldn’t squeeze a birthday cake out of that thing by any chance, could you? |
No. No. I didn’t think so. |
No pressure, honey, no pressure at all. |
Why don’t you just turn around and give me a nice pineapple upside-down cake. |
And a dozen oatmeal cookies. |
Skip the raisins. |
Icksnay on the aisinsray." |
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