Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Yeast Infection , by - George Carlin. Song from the album Life Is Worth Losing, in the genre Yeast Infection |
| I was dancing with a woman. |
| She told me she had a yeast infection. |
| I said. |
| “Well. |
| Bake me a fucking loaf of bread. |
| A couple of corn muffins, a jelly donut. |
| I don’t give a shit. |
| I’m always in the market for quality-baked goods. |
| You couldn’t squeeze a birthday cake out of that thing by any chance, could you? |
| No. No. I didn’t think so. |
| No pressure, honey, no pressure at all. |
| Why don’t you just turn around and give me a nice pineapple upside-down cake. |
| And a dozen oatmeal cookies. |
| Skip the raisins. |
| Icksnay on the aisinsray." |
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