
Date of issue: 19.11.1990
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Laugh.com
Song language: English
Some People Are Stupid |
Well I know, some people don’t like you to talk about those things. |
I know that. |
Some people don’t like you to mention certain things. |
Some people don’t want you to say this. |
Some people don’t want you to say that. |
Some people think if you mention some things they might happen… |
some people are really fucking stupid! |
Did you ever notice that? |
How many really stupid people you run into during the |
day? |
Goddam there’s a lot of stupid bastards walking around. |
Carry a little pad and pencil with you. |
You’ll wind up with thirty or forty |
names by the end of the day. |
Look at it this way: Think of how stupid the average person is and then realize |
that half of them are stupider than that. |
And it doesn’t take you very long to spot one of them does it? |
Take you about |
eight seconds. |
You’ll be listening to some guy… you say…"this guy is fucking stupid!" |
Then… then there are some people, their not stupid… their full of shit. |
Huh? |
That doesn’t take very long to spot either, does it? |
Take you about the same |
amount of time. |
You’ll be listening to some guy. |
and saying, «well, he’s fairly intelligent… |
ahht, he’s full of shit!» |
Then there are some people, their not stupid, their not full of shit… |
their fucking nuts! |
Dan Quayle is all three! |
All three! |
Stupid, full of shit, and fucking nuts! |
And where did he get that wife of his? |
Have you taken a good look at that |
Marilyn Quayle? |
Where did he get her, at a Halloween party or something? |
She looks like Prince |
Charles for Christ sake! |
Let me ask you something, does he actually have to fuck that women! |
Huh? |
God help him, I wouldn’t fuck her with a stolen dick! |
That’s my political humor. |
People like it when you’re topical. |
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