
Date of issue: 31.03.2008
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Laugh.com
Song language: English
Their Kids! |
Jesus fucking Christ, their kids. |
Folks, folks, nothing worse. |
Nothing worse than to be stuck somewhere with some married asshole and have to listen to him tell you about his fucking kids. |
Let me tell you something, folks. |
Nobody cares about your children, OK? |
No. We don’t care. |
We don’t care. |
Nobody cares about your children. |
I speak for everyone. |
I’ve been appointed by the rest of the group to inform you we don’t care about your children. |
That’s why they’re your children, so you can care about them, and we don’t have to bother. |
But they tell you anyway. |
“Todd is in the seventh grade now. |
He’s in the cheese club. |
Giselle is 5 and already she’s had nine periods. |
Johan is 11, and he pretty much sits around the house hallucinating all the time.” |
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