
Date of issue: 19.11.1990
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Laugh.com
Song language: English
Organ Donor Programs |
Organ donor programs. |
Does that shit bother you a little bit? |
Sound like Joseph Mangle has been |
sitting in on some of those meetings or something. |
The thing that bothers me the most about it |
is, they're run by the motor vehicle bureau. |
I figure hey shit if you got to wait on a line that long |
for a kidney, fuck it. |
Do without. |
It's the motor vehicle bureau in most states who sends you the |
little card your supposed to carry right next to your driver's license, in your wallet. |
A little card, |
your supposed to fill it out, and on it your supposed to list the organs your willing to give in case |
you die. |
Oh, are these people out of their fucking minds or something? |
Do you honestly believe |
that if a paramedic finds that card on you in an automobile accident, he going to try to save your |
life? |
Bullshit! |
He's looking for parts man. |
Absolutely. |
"Look Dan, here's that lower intestine we've |
looking for. |
Nevermind the oxygen, this man's a donor." Bullshit, they can have my rectum and |
my anus. |
That's all I'm giving, take them and get out of here. |
Put them in your bag and get the |
fuck out of my life. |
That's all I'm giving. |
I don't want some guy poking around in me hoping I die, I |
want to live. |
I don't want to die. |
That's the whole secret of life...not dying! |
I figured that shit out |
alone in third grade. |
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