Lyrics Rich Guys in Hot Air Balloons - George Carlin

Rich Guys in Hot Air Balloons

Here are some more people who deserve an inoperable tumor at the base of their spines.
These guys who fly around the world in a fucking balloon.
You know.
What is this 1850?
Get a fucking airline ticket will you please?
When is the media going to realize no one’s interested in some rich trouser stain who’s so bored he’s got to fly around in a balloon all day.
I hope the next guy gets hit by lightning.
And flies around in little fart circles.
And lands in a sewage treatment pond and sinks with the rest of the turds.
Mr. Lighter than Air.