Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Family Newsletters , by - George Carlin. Song from the album Complaints & Grievances, in the genre Family Newsletters |
| These are the same parents who at Christmas time send you pictures of their children. |
| Pictures you didn’t ask for and you don’t want. |
| But it is fun throwing the pictures away isn’t it? |
| I don’t even look at the fucking Christmas card. |
| Who’s this? |
| Luanne is this year. |
| Fuck Luanne. |
| I give a shit how old she is. |
| Does she have any tits yet? |
| Send me a picture of Luanne’s tits. |
| Then I know I’m going to have a happy New Year too. |
| Then just to compound your holiday pleasure, they enclose a family newsletter. |
| Just what you’re hoping for, news about people you can barely fucking remember. |
| We’re so proud of Brad he’s been accepted into dental school. |
| Yeah in the Philippines after four tries. |
| Fuck Brad and everybody who looks like Brad. |
| Judging from his picture I think he’s jerking off too much. |
| Keep him away from Luanne. |
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