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Date of issue: 31.03.2001
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Laugh.com
Song language: English
Family Newsletters |
These are the same parents who at Christmas time send you pictures of their children. |
Pictures you didn’t ask for and you don’t want. |
But it is fun throwing the pictures away isn’t it? |
I don’t even look at the fucking Christmas card. |
Who’s this? |
Luanne is this year. |
Fuck Luanne. |
I give a shit how old she is. |
Does she have any tits yet? |
Send me a picture of Luanne’s tits. |
Then I know I’m going to have a happy New Year too. |
Then just to compound your holiday pleasure, they enclose a family newsletter. |
Just what you’re hoping for, news about people you can barely fucking remember. |
We’re so proud of Brad he’s been accepted into dental school. |
Yeah in the Philippines after four tries. |
Fuck Brad and everybody who looks like Brad. |
Judging from his picture I think he’s jerking off too much. |
Keep him away from Luanne. |
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