Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Don't Pull the Plug on Me, artist - George Carlin. Album song Parental Advisory, in the genre Don't Pull the Plug on Me |
| And don't be pulling any plugs on me either. |
| Here's another bunch of macho asshole bullshit |
| floating around this country. |
| People talking about, "Aw pull the plug on me. If I'm ever like that. |
| If I'm cromatosed. |
| If I'm like a vegetable. |
| Pull the plug on me." Fuck you, leave my plug alone. |
| Get an extension cord for my plug. |
| I want everything you got, tubes, cords, plugs, probes, |
| electrodes, IVs. |
| You got something (click), stick it in me man. |
| You find out I got a hole I didn't |
| know I had, put a fuckin plug in it. |
| Vegetable shit, I don't care if I look like an artichoke. |
| Ssaaaaave my ass. |
| There's three things I want if I'm ever in that condition. |
| Three things I gotta |
| have. |
| Ice cream, morphine, and television. |
| You give me that ice cream every two hours. |
| Give me |
| that morphine, about...every ten minutes. |
| And turn on the fucking TV! |
| I wanna see Heraldo! |
| And |
| don't be coming to visit me. |
| I got no time for life people I'm brain-dead here. |
| Ain't you people |
| got no respect for the brain-dead. |
| Hey, you gotta be brain-dead to watch Heraldo in the first |
| place. |
| You might as well watch it when your clinically brain-dead. |
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