![Don't Pull the Plug on Me - George Carlin](https://cdn.muztext.com/i/3284755116373925347.jpg)
Date of issue: 19.11.1990
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Laugh.com
Song language: English
Don't Pull the Plug on Me |
And don't be pulling any plugs on me either. |
Here's another bunch of macho asshole bullshit |
floating around this country. |
People talking about, "Aw pull the plug on me. If I'm ever like that. |
If I'm cromatosed. |
If I'm like a vegetable. |
Pull the plug on me." Fuck you, leave my plug alone. |
Get an extension cord for my plug. |
I want everything you got, tubes, cords, plugs, probes, |
electrodes, IVs. |
You got something (click), stick it in me man. |
You find out I got a hole I didn't |
know I had, put a fuckin plug in it. |
Vegetable shit, I don't care if I look like an artichoke. |
Ssaaaaave my ass. |
There's three things I want if I'm ever in that condition. |
Three things I gotta |
have. |
Ice cream, morphine, and television. |
You give me that ice cream every two hours. |
Give me |
that morphine, about...every ten minutes. |
And turn on the fucking TV! |
I wanna see Heraldo! |
And |
don't be coming to visit me. |
I got no time for life people I'm brain-dead here. |
Ain't you people |
got no respect for the brain-dead. |
Hey, you gotta be brain-dead to watch Heraldo in the first |
place. |
You might as well watch it when your clinically brain-dead. |
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