Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Answering Machines, artist - George Carlin. Album song Complaints & Grievances, in the genre Answering Machines |
| And answering machines starting with these people who think it’s cute to let their children record the outgoing message you know? |
| And you can’t understand a word of it. |
| Because the kid’s a fucking imbecile. |
| Hi my name is Stacey I’m 5 years old, my mommy and daddy aren’t home but I’m galalgablallamabla. |
| Beep. |
| Here’s my message Stacey. |
| I’m coming over to your house with a big knife. |
| And I’m going to kill mommy and daddy. |
| Then I’m going to peel off their skin and make a funny hat. |
| After that I’m going to take out my huge ding dong and stick it right in your dooooooo. |
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