Lyrics Answering Machines - George Carlin

Answering Machines

And answering machines starting with these people who think it’s cute to let their children record the outgoing message you know?
And you can’t understand a word of it.
Because the kid’s a fucking imbecile.
Hi my name is Stacey I’m 5 years old, my mommy and daddy aren’t home but I’m galalgablallamabla.
Beep.
Here’s my message Stacey.
I’m coming over to your house with a big knife.
And I’m going to kill mommy and daddy.
Then I’m going to peel off their skin and make a funny hat.
After that I’m going to take out my huge ding dong and stick it right in your dooooooo.