Know our neighbor
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All the guys from the yard.
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He them even before dinner
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He says it's time for bed.
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He looks angry at everyone
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He doesn't like everything.
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- Why is the window open?
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We are in Moscow, not in the Crimea!
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Open the door for a minute
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He says it's a draft.
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Our neighbor Ivan Petrovich
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Sees everything is always wrong.
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It's such a good day
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Not a single cloud in the sky.
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He grumbles: - Put on galoshes,
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It will be pouring rain!
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I got better over the summer
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I put on five kilos.
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I myself have noticed this -
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Running became difficult.
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- Oh, you, bear clumsy, -
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Mom and dad told me
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You added a whole pood!
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- No, - said Ivan Petrovich, -
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Your child is too thin!
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We told mom for a long time:
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Time to buy a bookcase!
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On tables and under tables
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A whole mountain of books.
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Against the wall next to the sofa
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The new cabinet is now up.
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They sent it to our house
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And with difficulty dragged through the door.
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Dad was so happy.
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- The walls are strong at the closet,
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It's finished in walnut!
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But Ivan Petrovich came -
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As always, upset everyone.
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He said it's not like that:
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That varnish will peel off the cabinet,
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That he's not good at all
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What is the price of such a penny,
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What will he go for firewood
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In a month or two!
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We have a puppy in our apartment
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He sleeps near the chest.
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No, perhaps in the whole world
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Kinder puppy.
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He doesn't drink from the saucer yet.
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Everyone in the corridor is laughing:
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I bring him the pacifier.
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- No! - shouts Ivan Petrovich. -
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This dog needs a chain!
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But one day all the guys
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Came up to him in a crowd,
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Guys came up to him
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And they asked: - What's wrong with you?
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Why do you see clouds
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Even on sunny days?
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You wipe your glasses better -
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Maybe they are dirty?
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Maybe someone out of spite
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Gave the wrong glass?
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"Go away!" said Ivan Petrovich.
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I will teach you now!
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I, - said Ivan Petrovich, -
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I see what I want.
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Children moved away
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- Oh, what an eccentric neighbor!
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It is very bad to live in the world,
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If you see everything wrong. |