I came to go fishing
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To Seryogin to the dacha,
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On a scavenger in July, the most bite.
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I baited the fish with semolina,
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He fixed the cages aground,
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And fell asleep under the expected catch.
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And now the fish has become cunning,
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Greedy, cunning, naughty,
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You will never hook it on hooks,
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But to my vigorous porridge
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On our wallpaper paste
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It will stick so that you won’t knock it down with a chisel.
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Chorus:
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And the river runs into the distance, quietly splashing,
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I imagine a hundred-pound sturgeon.
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Warmed up, baked
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I woke up at random
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A sleepy bee buzzed in the boot.
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The float went under the water
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Leads the fishing line to the side -
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Apparently, the bait, as always, did not disappoint.
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I gathered my strength as best I could
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And let's pull the bit
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From surging forebodings, he is not himself.
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Suddenly the bit stood on end
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And a big fish surfaced
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For some reason with a human head.
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I froze, trembling at the knees,
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And she told me: “Hello, Senya,
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Haven't you heard of mermaids?
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I am now your prey
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Well, at least for the sake of appearances
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You shouldn't have pulled the line so impudently!
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I'm a child of sad love -
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Mother roach, father Chapaev,
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And, although all my life I swam in the river,
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I dreamed about you, Senya,
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Until the last moment
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Entering into your mermaid anguish…”
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Chorus:
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And the river runs into the distance, quietly splashing,
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I imagine a hundred-pound sturgeon.
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“... You, I know, are divorced,
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Bypassed by feminine caress,
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So what do you really have to lose?
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Let's crawl together
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Along the water expanse
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And in a fit of passion to dive into the pools.
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No taxes, no salary,
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No relatives, no deputies,
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And fishing, which no one dreamed of ...
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Well, so do I, of course.
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Though waist-deep, but comely,
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Under the tail, believe me, everything is also in the mind!
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Chorus:
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And the river runs into the distance, quietly splashing,
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I really see the devilry.
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Then a bee bit into my leg,
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I woke up, thank God
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He grabbed a glass, then another.
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No bit, no mermaid -
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Only I'm in a miserable hangover
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And with a swollen, itchy leg.
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Was it or wasn't it
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Who stole my bit -
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The point is not in that, but in teaching the kids:
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On hunting and fishing,
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So that mermaids do not wonder,
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Never drink vodka in the heat! |