I was a witness at a wedding with a red ribbon
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My friend Andryukha got married for the first time.
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His girlfriend seemed safe to me
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And then suddenly she dragged the guy into the registry office on you.
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Andryukha is a guy at least where hefty health,
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Plants a liter and knocks flies with a spit.
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And then you see, because he will become a husband,
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He sucked in fifty kopecks, got lost and went out.
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And under the window there is a car with a red doll,
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The bride in tulle is waiting for the groom.
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And Andryukha's appearance is dimmer than dull,
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While they carried it five times, they dropped it in a hurry.
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The bride in tears and screams: Love is lost,
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It’s better to live with such a girl for centuries.
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But her mother said: Sha, everything has been paid for,
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And at home, the guests are waiting for us to start walking.
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Chorus:
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Bitterly! |
yelled shameless red cat,
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Bitterly! |
drunken people bawled,
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Bitterly! |
buzzed the street around
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And my best friend is dying next to me.
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And to get out of an emergency situation,
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Andryukha drunk pitying and loving.
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I gave my consent during the registration process,
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Take over Andryukha's powers.
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A crooked aunt with a rough smoker's voice,
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Garlic exhaust blew at us point-blank.
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Then, with the sad smile of a gravedigger,
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Andryukhin's passport was stamped as a sentence.
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Then we went to the river to drink champagne,
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Andryukha slept at his feet like a faithful old dog.
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And the mother of the bride is a hooligan woman,
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Screaming: Bitterly under the heart-rending screech of wheels.
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When I entered the house as the Salvation Army,
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The bride is in the hands, and the groom is in the armpit.
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Andryukha's relatives inspired fear in me,
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When I stealthily glanced at them.
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Chorus:
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Bitterly! |
yelled shameless red cat,
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Bitterly! |
drunken people bawled,
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Bitterly! |
buzzed the street around
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And my best friend is dying next to me.
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Due to the lack of understanding
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Andryukha's relatives broke into a fistfight.
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And in the zone of special attention, so to speak,
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I was most of all hit in the head with a hand.
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Then everyone drank for a happy event,
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Shouted songs and danced gop-tsa-tsa.
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And under the table lay forgotten by everyone,
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False jaw of an unknown fighter.
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Waking up in the morning with a purple glow
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Through the slits of the eyes, looking at the white light
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I thought a lot about yesterday's adventure
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And I found the only answer for myself.
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Andryukha now became the father of red-haired twins
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I sometimes like to visit them,
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But since then I have been taught by this bitter life
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I am a 100%, selfless bachelor.
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Bitterly!
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Chorus:
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Bitterly! |
yelled shameless red cat,
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Bitterly! |
drunken people bawled,
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Bitterly! |
buzzed the street around
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And my best friend is dying next to me.
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Bitterly! |
yelled shameless red cat,
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Bitterly! |
drunken people bawled,
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Bitterly! |
buzzed the street around
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And my best friend is dying next to me. |