Translation of the song lyrics Botox og Silicone - Kim Larsen

Botox og Silicone (original)

Hun kigged' sig selv i spejlet
Og sagde: «Vorherre bevares
Mit liv det er ganske forfejlet
Jeg ligner en gammel asparges»
Så gik hun hen til en doktor
Med ti måneders opsparet løn
Skide være med hva' det koster
Bare det ka' gøre mig køn
Nu ligner hun Gitte Stalone
Mer' end hun ligner sig selv
Med botox og silikone
Ka' man narre fanden selv
Når hun går tur ned ad strøget
Så si’r de: «Hvor er hun dog sød»
Men når hun smider tøjet
Er hun stadig mellem firs og skindød
Hun gik ind på en bar for at finde
En uskyldig ungersvend
Der ville det samme som hende
Og så gik de sammen hjem
Men da de la' sig på sengen
Da så de det begge to
Han var lige så affældig som hende
Hva' ska' man så tro?
Nu ligner hun Gitte Stalone
Mer' end hun ligner sig selv
Med botox og silikone
Ka' man narre fanden selv
Når hun går tur ned ad strøget
Så si’r de: «Hvor er hun dog sød»
Men når hun smider tøjet
Er hun stadig mellem firs og skindød

Botox og Silicone (translation)

She looked at herself in the mirror
And said: «Our Lord be preserved
My life it is quite flawed
I look like an old asparagus»
Then she went to a doctor
With ten months' salary saved
Never mind what it costs
Only that can make me pretty
Now she looks like Gitte Stalone
More' than she looks like herself
With botox and silicone
Can you fool the hell out of yourself
When she walks down the street
Then they say: «How cute she is»
But when she throws the clothes away
Is she still between eighty and likely dead
She went into a bar to find
An innocent bachelor
There wanted the same as her
And then they walked home together
But when they lay down on the bed
Then they both saw it
He was as decrepit as she was
So what are you supposed to believe?
Now she looks like Gitte Stalone
More' than she looks like herself
With botox and silicone
Can you fool the hell out of yourself
When she walks down the street
Then they say: «How cute she is»
But when she throws the clothes away
Is she still between eighty and likely dead