Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Botox og Silicone, artist - Kim Larsen. Date of issue: 02.05.2010
Song language: Danish
Botox og Silicone(original) |
| Hun kigged' sig selv i spejlet |
| Og sagde: «Vorherre bevares |
| Mit liv det er ganske forfejlet |
| Jeg ligner en gammel asparges» |
| Så gik hun hen til en doktor |
| Med ti måneders opsparet løn |
| Skide være med hva' det koster |
| Bare det ka' gøre mig køn |
| Nu ligner hun Gitte Stalone |
| Mer' end hun ligner sig selv |
| Med botox og silikone |
| Ka' man narre fanden selv |
| Når hun går tur ned ad strøget |
| Så si’r de: «Hvor er hun dog sød» |
| Men når hun smider tøjet |
| Er hun stadig mellem firs og skindød |
| Hun gik ind på en bar for at finde |
| En uskyldig ungersvend |
| Der ville det samme som hende |
| Og så gik de sammen hjem |
| Men da de la' sig på sengen |
| Da så de det begge to |
| Han var lige så affældig som hende |
| Hva' ska' man så tro? |
| Nu ligner hun Gitte Stalone |
| Mer' end hun ligner sig selv |
| Med botox og silikone |
| Ka' man narre fanden selv |
| Når hun går tur ned ad strøget |
| Så si’r de: «Hvor er hun dog sød» |
| Men når hun smider tøjet |
| Er hun stadig mellem firs og skindød |
| (translation) |
| She looked at herself in the mirror |
| And said: «Our Lord be preserved |
| My life it is quite flawed |
| I look like an old asparagus» |
| Then she went to a doctor |
| With ten months' salary saved |
| Never mind what it costs |
| Only that can make me pretty |
| Now she looks like Gitte Stalone |
| More' than she looks like herself |
| With botox and silicone |
| Can you fool the hell out of yourself |
| When she walks down the street |
| Then they say: «How cute she is» |
| But when she throws the clothes away |
| Is she still between eighty and likely dead |
| She went into a bar to find |
| An innocent bachelor |
| There wanted the same as her |
| And then they walked home together |
| But when they lay down on the bed |
| Then they both saw it |
| He was as decrepit as she was |
| So what are you supposed to believe? |
| Now she looks like Gitte Stalone |
| More' than she looks like herself |
| With botox and silicone |
| Can you fool the hell out of yourself |
| When she walks down the street |
| Then they say: «How cute she is» |
| But when she throws the clothes away |
| Is she still between eighty and likely dead |