Lyrics of Kjære Fru Ottar - Klovner I Kamp

Kjære Fru Ottar (original)

Oh yeah, hey, under senga ligger blader I stabler med vakre damer som bader I havet
De er s glad for, der de er n, er det bra vare, s det er ikke noe vits I ha noe
Klare p. De bare leker og tuller I vanne, ruller I sande og knuller hverandre.
under en palme!
«Bruker hun fine brune sin munnen p de andre»
De gliser og viser seg frem, er vi griser fordi vi lovpriser dem.
Ekke skrsikker
Men jeg har damer som blunker til meg, under senga, fra blader I bunker.
h, kvinnekropp, h kvinnekropp, det fineste som er finni opp.
Jeg vet sette
pris p kvinnebryst
Gjare det meg til en gris, og sjvinist.
Kjre fru Ottar, ikke bli forbanna.
Du veit vi gjare s godt vi kan, alle mann.
h, kjre fru Ottar, kom til meg n, I kveld, s fare du det mye bedre med deg selv.
Det frste herrebladet jeg fant var «aktuell rapport», men dessverre jeg fikk
overdose
Kvinnekropp, det ble altfor mange inntrykk for en guttepjokk, jeg ble stum av sjokk av Kvinnens underkropp.
Kunne ikke fatte det var sant dette kunne de ikke mene
Lena fra Rena
Var s fel mellom bena, masse kluss og krll, kroker og foller, det var ikke til
holde
Ut, jeg hadde hrt om bollemus, men dette ligna mest p innvoller som flommet ut,
jeg
Ble skremt og lukket bladet med er smell, men det varte ikke lenge fare jeg pna
det igjen
Og siden har jeg sitti med det morgen og kveld.
h, kvinnekropp, kvinnekropp, det fineste som er finni opp.
Jeg vet sette pris
p kvinnebryst
Gjare det meg til en gris s, og sjvinist.
Kjre fru Ottar, ikke bli forbanna.
Du veit vi gjare s godt vi kan, alle mann.
h, kjre fru Ottar, kom til meg n, I kveld, s fare du det mye bedre med deg selv.
Trodde livet lenge var som Vi Menn, med piker og biler, side etter side,
men tiden
Den viste at livet var kjipere, bde piken og bilen ble slitene.
Det er kjipt
passe p dem
Nare det fins en raskere, vass modell, og din kjre blir svrere og svrere for
hver jvla
Dag som er gtt siden dere ble kjrester.
Det er ikke lett vre mann I dag,
et forbanna
Jag, det er s mange krav.
Du m holde tunga rett og vre macho kar,
kunne mekke bil, men ogs
Passe barn.
Fy faen!
Jeg tror jeg spyr snart, er ikke lett vre myk mann,
vre hjemme
Med et sykt barn nare gutta er p Lyn-kamp.
S syng an.
h, kvinnekropp, kvinnekropp, det fineste som er finni opp.
Jeg vet sette pris
p kvinnebryst
Gjare det meg til en gris s, og sjvinist.
Kjre fru Ottar, ikke bli forbanna.
Du veit vi gjare s godt vi kan, alle mann.
h, kjre fru Ottar, kom til meg n, I kveld, s fare du det mye bedre med deg selv.
Kjre fru Ottar, ikke bli forbanna.
Du veit vi gjare s godt vi kan, alle mann.
h, kjre fru Ottar, kom til meg n, I kveld, s fare du det mye bedre med deg selv,
S fare du det mye bedre med deg selv.

(translation)

Oh yeah, hey, under the bed are leaves In stacks of beautiful ladies bathing In the sea
They're so happy, where they are, it's good stuff, so there's no point in having anything
Ready p. They just play and fool around in the water, roll in the sand and fuck each other.
under a palm tree!
"Does she use her nice brown mouth on the others"
They grin and show off, we are pigs because we praise them.
Not foolproof
But I have ladies winking at me, under the bed, from magazines I stacks.
h, female body, h female body, the finest thing ever invented.
I know how to set
price of female breast
Does that make me a pig, and a chauvinist.
Dear Ms. Ottar, don't get mad.
You know we're doing the best we can, everyone.
oh, dear Mrs. Ottar, come to me now, tonight, and you will feel much better about yourself.
The first men's magazine I found was "current report", but unfortunately I got it
overdose
Woman's body, there were way too many impressions for a boy toddler, I was speechless with shock of Woman's lower body.
Couldn't believe it was true this they couldn't think
Lena from Rena
Was so wrong between the legs, lots of tangles and curls, hooks and folds, it wasn't there
hold
Uh, I'd heard of voles, but this looked more like entrails spilling out,
I
I was startled and closed the magazine with a bang, but it didn't last long
that again
And since then I have been sitting with it morning and night.
h, female body, female body, the finest thing ever invented.
I know how to appreciate
p female breast
Does that make me a pig, and a chauvinist.
Dear Ms. Ottar, don't get mad.
You know we're doing the best we can, everyone.
oh, dear Mrs. Ottar, come to me now, tonight, and you will feel much better about yourself.
Thought life for a long time was like We Men, with girls and cars, page after page,
but the time
It showed that life was faster, both the girl and the car got tired.
It's crazy
look after them
When there is a faster, sharper model, and your driving gets harder and harder too
every jvla
Day that has passed since you became lovers.
It's not easy being a man today,
a pissed off
Jag, there are so many demands.
You must hold your tongue and be a macho fellow,
could drive a car, but also
Babysit.
Damn!
I think I'll throw up soon, it's not easy to be soft man,
be at home
With a sick child nare guys are at Lightning match.
S sing on.
h, female body, female body, the finest thing ever invented.
I know how to appreciate
p female breast
Does that make me a pig, and a chauvinist.
Dear Ms. Ottar, don't get mad.
You know we're doing the best we can, everyone.
oh, dear Mrs. Ottar, come to me now, tonight, and you will feel much better about yourself.
Dear Ms. Ottar, don't get mad.
You know we're doing the best we can, everyone.
oh, dear Mrs. Ottar, come to me now, Tonight, and you will feel much better about yourself,
Then you will feel much better about yourself.