Translation of the song lyrics Kaninkoker 2 - Klovner I Kamp

Kaninkoker 2 (original)

Jeg husker som det var I gare, jeg stod p scena.
Jeg kan huske jeg la merke til puppene og bena dine,
Navnet ditt var Lena, Stine, husker ikke riktig.
Hverken tid eller sted er I denne storien viktig.
Men jeg kan huske vi klina, at vi drakk litt og rangla,
Men jeg s trynet ditt I lyset nesten morgen og angra.
S ringte du en dag: «nr skal vi mtes igjen?».
Jeg ble svett og kald og stammet hare n her lille venn.
Det som skjedde det har skjedd, men det ekke noe mer.
Jeg har hatt s mange damer, og trenger ikke fler.
«Ja, men vi er spessielle, vi er som lagd for hverandre!».
S skifta hun taktikk og begynte skrike og banne.
Hun hylte og skreik.
Dagen etter var en blodig dokke festa med teip, over dra der jeg bor.
Og jeg som bare tror snt no skjer p film.
Men dama var en ekte loonie, hun var gal og vill.
Hun hadde bryti seg inn, en vakker dag jeg var ute.
Hadde klatra opp en stige og ftt sparka inn en rute.
Da jeg kom inn var jeg sikker for jeg kjente det p lukten.
P kaminen l kaninen, hun hadde kokt den.
Vi svinger rundt med klla, hey,
Men er det klokt for en vakker dag m alle se kaninen sin bli kokt.
For hun som var s snill og ga deg klapp og stryk.
Hun var s glatt og myk, n er hun gal og syk.
Vi svinger rundt med klla, hey,
Men er det klokt for en vakker dag m alle se kaninen sin bli kokt.
For hun som var s snill og ga deg klapp og stryk.
Hun var s glatt og myk, n er hun gal og syk.
Vi hadde tmt tredje pils, skulle starte p den fjerde.
Hadde vrt p en konsert, alt var som det skulle vre.
lfat, kort I baren, vin servert p slvfat,
Gutta som betyr noe rundt meg, drekkepress og ls prat.
Tre halve pils og en hel flaske vin gjorde festformen fin.
Vi skulle male hele byen rd, s jeg snubla inn p dassen for str.
Det var en bs med ls og vask og speil (en snn som lager k).
Men bak meg uten at jeg merka det s kom en jente inn.
Hun sa: «det vakke lst, jeg sneik meg med.
Jeg veit at det er dumt, men jeg er klar for deg.
Jeg tar av alt jeg har p meg, har sett deg litt p tv,
S du fare love til ta p meg».
S tok hun fram en bag.
Jeg sa: «Hva er det du har med deg?».
«Bare no shit som jeg trenger og selvflgelig et kamera!».
Og plutselig var hun over meg.
Jeg lover deg, hun s p meg og hveste meg I ret;
«jeg skal f det til g for deg».
Jeg var for full og fjern til se at dama hu var gren,
Og fare jeg visste ordet av det satt jeg fast I hndjern.
S sittende p setet av klosettet, vt av svette.
Med et dv kamera kobla opp p nettet,
Ble dette nok et flashback p hva mutter’n alltid sa meg;
«du m passe deg for damene de kommer for ta deg!»
Vi svinger rundt med klla, hey,
Men er det klokt for en vakker dag m alle se kaninen sin bli kokt.
For hun som var s snill og ga deg klapp og stryk.
Hun var s glatt og myk, n er hun gal og syk.
Vi svinger rundt med klla, hey,
Men er det klokt for en vakker dag m alle se kaninen sin bli kokt.
For hun som var s snill og ga deg klapp og stryk.
Hun var s glatt og myk, n er hun gal og syk.
Man sier man skal lre s lenge man lever.
S jeg lrte meg om hva dette harde livet krever.
At du tar deg selv I vare, at du tar deg selv I akt, for med grne troll og Kjerringer m du vre p vakt!
Regel 1: Hold deg unna alle damer som er spr.
2: Rm unna fare det er for seint og du m bl.
3: Ring kjappt til snuten, g til innkjp av kniv.
4: Bytt ut alle lser, start et nytt liv.
5: Sl av telefonen.
6: Steng deg sjl inne
7: Aldri lukk opp dra hvis du trur det er en kvinne.
Hun kan kanskje virke snill og vre pen og slank og fin,
Men tro meg p mitt ord, hun koker din kanin, hun koker din
Kanin, hun koker din kanin, tro meg p mitt ord, hun koker din kanin!
Vi svinger rundt med klla, hey,
Men er det klokt for en vakker dag m alle se kaninen sin bli kokt.
For hun som var s snill og ga deg klapp og stryk.
Hun var s glatt og myk, n er hun gal og syk.
Vi svinger rundt med klla, hey,
Men er det klokt for en vakker dag m alle se kaninen sin bli kokt.
For hun som var s snill og ga deg klapp og stryk.
Hun var s glatt og myk, n er hun gal og syk.

(translation)

I remember like I was there, I was on stage.
I remember noticing your tits and legs,
Your name was Lena, Stine, can't remember correctly.
Neither time nor place is important in this story.
But I can remember we klina, that we drank a little and rattled,
But I saw your face in the almost morning light and regretted it.
Then you called one day: "when are we going to meet again?".
I got sweaty and cold and stuttered hare n her little friend.
What happened has happened, but nothing more.
I've had so many ladies, and I don't need any more.
"Yes, but we are special, we are made for each other!".
Then she changed tactics and started screaming and cursing.
She howled and screamed.
The next day, a bloody doll was stuck with tape, across the street where I live.
And I who only believe that bad things now happen on film.
But the chick was a real loonie, she was crazy and wild.
She had broken in, one beautiful day I was out.
Had climbed a ladder and kicked in a route.
When I entered I was sure because I could smell it.
On the stove l the rabbit, she had cooked it.
We're swingin' around with the klla, hey,
But is it wise for a beautiful day for everyone to see their rabbit being cooked.
For she who was so kind and gave you pats and strokes.
She was so smooth and soft, now she's crazy and sick.
We're swingin' around with the klla, hey,
But is it wise for a beautiful day for everyone to see their rabbit being cooked.
For she who was so kind and gave you pats and strokes.
She was so smooth and soft, now she's crazy and sick.
We had finished the third beer, were going to start on the fourth.
Had been to a concert, everything was as it should be.
casks, cards In the bar, wine served on casks,
The guys who matter around me, drinking pressure and ls talk.
Three half lagers and a full bottle of wine made the party look good.
We were going to paint the whole town red, so I stumbled onto the table for size.
There was a bs with ls and sink and mirror (a snn making k).
But behind me, without me noticing, a girl entered.
She said: "The beautiful lst, I snuck along."
I know it's stupid, but I'm ready for you.
I take off everything I have on me, have seen you a bit on TV,
If you dare promise to take me".
Then she took out a bag.
I said, "What are you carrying?".
"Only no shit that I need and of course a camera!".
And suddenly she was all over me.
I promise you, she spoke to me and hissed me in the right;
"I'll get it done for you."
I was too drunk and distant to see that the lady hu was branch,
And before I knew it, I was stuck in handcuffs.
S sitting on the seat of the toilet, wet with sweat.
With a DV camera connect to the Internet,
Was this another flashback to what mutter always told me;
"you must watch out for the ladies they are coming to get you!"
We're swingin' around with the klla, hey,
But is it wise for a beautiful day for everyone to see their rabbit being cooked.
For she who was so kind and gave you pats and strokes.
She was so smooth and soft, now she's crazy and sick.
We're swingin' around with the klla, hey,
But is it wise for a beautiful day for everyone to see their rabbit being cooked.
For she who was so kind and gave you pats and strokes.
She was so smooth and soft, now she's crazy and sick.
They say you should learn as long as you live.
So I learned about what this hard life requires.
That you take care of yourself, that you take care of yourself, because with green trolls and Kjerringers you have to be on your guard!
Rule 1: Stay away from all ladies who are spr.
2: Get out of danger it's too late and you must
3: Quickly call the muzzle, go to buy a knife.
4: Replace all lasers, start a new life.
5: Turn off the phone.
6: Shut yourself in
7: Never open the door if you think it's a woman.
She may seem kind and pretty and slim and pretty,
But take my word for it, she cooks your rabbit, she cooks yours
Rabbit, she cooks your rabbit, take my word for it, she cooks your rabbit!
We're swingin' around with the klla, hey,
But is it wise for a beautiful day for everyone to see their rabbit being cooked.
For she who was so kind and gave you pats and strokes.
She was so smooth and soft, now she's crazy and sick.
We're swingin' around with the klla, hey,
But is it wise for a beautiful day for everyone to see their rabbit being cooked.
For she who was so kind and gave you pats and strokes.
She was so smooth and soft, now she's crazy and sick.