Lyrics of Como Dijo Groucho - Fondo Flamenco

Como Dijo Groucho (original)

Yo no soy ningún tipo especial, poder alquilar la luz y el gas;
Me gusta despertar, de forma natural.
soy la típica persona q vacía
El minibar
Sino voy a la iglesia no es por no pagar a esas buenísimas personas
Envíadas x Alá!
Y sq prefiero dar mi euro al negro, de la rotonda del
Mediamark
Las películas de libros nunca me gustaron, mi padre me enseñó a sumar
Con el gordo y el flaco.
como dijo Graucho: PAREN EL MUNDO, QUE ME BAJO
(Estribillo)
Si tú te vas a quedar de brazos cruzados, si te conformas con ser uno
Más del rebaño, yo no tengo dueño ni tengo cadenas, ni perro q me ladre
Ni me muerda
Si tú te vas a quedar de brazos cruzados, si te conformas con ser uno
Más del rebaño, yo no tengo dueño ni tengo cadenas, ni perro q me ladre
Ni me muerda
Me gusta ir descalzo xq me enseñaron a mirar x donde piso, siempre
Piso en llano;
no me duelen las piedras aha!
Ni se me clavan los clavos q
Uno pone.
y es queee
Estos son mis principios y yo no tengo otros, si intentan manipularme se
Equivocan de tonto, dile al q mueve los hiloooos;
q yo más rápido los corto!
Perdón si os llamo caballeros pero sq no os conozco, os e visto en carteles y
En la tele sólo un poco, yo prefiero la radio q no me mienten tantooo.
q cn el
Trivi me levanto!
(Estribillo)
Si tú te vas a quedar de brazos cruzados, si te conformas con ser uno
Más del rebaño, yo no tengo dueño ni tengo cadenas, ni perro q me ladre
Ni me muerda
Si tú te vas a quedar de brazos cruzados, si te conformas con ser uno
Más del rebaño, yo no tengo dueño ni tengo cadenas, ni perro q me ladre
Ni me muerda
Sal a la calle por la ventana quién a dixo q el hombre no puede tener alas
Vuela tan lejos como te de la gana, vuela tan rápido como una balaaaaa
Sal a la calle por la ventana quién a dixo q el hombre no puede tener alas
Vuela tan lejos como te de la gana, vuela tan rápido como una balaaaaa

(translation)

I am not any special type, being able to rent electricity and gas;
I like to wake up, naturally.
I am the typical person who is empty
the minibar
If I don't go to church it's not because I don't pay those great people
Sent by Allah!
And sq I prefer to give my euro to the black, from the roundabout
media mark
I never liked book movies, my father taught me to add
With the fat and the skinny.
as Graucho said: STOP THE WORLD, I'M GETTING DOWN
(Chorus)
If you are going to remain with your arms crossed, if you settle for being one
More of the flock, I do not have an owner nor do I have chains, nor a dog that barks at me
Don't even bite me
If you are going to remain with your arms crossed, if you settle for being one
More of the flock, I do not have an owner nor do I have chains, nor a dog that barks at me
Don't even bite me
I like to go barefoot because they taught me to look at where I step, always
flat floor;
stones don't hurt me aha!
I don't even drive the nails that
One puts.
and is that
These are my principles and I have no others, if they try to manipulate me they
They're wrong as a fool, tell the one who moves the threads;
I cut them faster!
Excuse me if I call you gentlemen but I don't know you, I've seen you on posters and
On TV just a little, I prefer the radio because they don't lie to me so much.
what with him
Trivi I wake up!
(Chorus)
If you are going to remain with your arms crossed, if you settle for being one
More of the flock, I do not have an owner nor do I have chains, nor a dog that barks at me
Don't even bite me
If you are going to remain with your arms crossed, if you settle for being one
More of the flock, I do not have an owner nor do I have chains, nor a dog that barks at me
Don't even bite me
Go outside through the window who said that man cannot have wings
He flies as far as you want, he flies as fast as a bullet
Go outside through the window who said that man cannot have wings
Fly as far as you want, fly as fast as a bullet