Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Breaking Ballad, artist - The Key of Awesome. Date of issue: 14.03.2016
Song language: English
Breaking Ballad |
| Breaking Bad |
| I wanna tell y’all a tale about an awesome show and all of it’s demented fans |
| Who talk about Walt and Jessie and Gus like they are all close personal friends |
| They blog and text and live tweet hashtags with the help of Chris Hardwick |
| And throw viewing parties where they take a drink whenever Jessie says «yo, |
| bitch» |
| Just try and watch one episode without ending up hooked |
| This show is more addictive than the meth that Walter cooks |
| What will we watch on Sundays when this epic tale is done? |
| Nobody gives a flying fart about Low Winter Sun (that show blows) |
| Everyone’s got theories and conspiracies on how it’s all gonna come to a close |
| Seems that every Tom, Dick and Mary thinks that they can write a hit TV show |
| It all ends with Walter back in chemistry class, the whole show is just him |
| daydreaming |
| Well that’s better than just cutting straight to black after playing Don’t Stop |
| Believin' |
| I think he’ll survive the cancer, the cops and the gangsters and go right back |
| to cooking meth |
| Yeah, and then when he thinks he’s gotten away scot-free, his wife will just |
| nag him to death (I hate her) |
| It should end with an epic kung fu fight between Mrs. White and Marie |
| Skylar will whack her with a roundhouse kick and say «put down my baby» |
| Yo, Walter is gonna use like science and stuff to like bring Gus back from the |
| dead |
| And he could be a badass robo-Gus with like a half-Terminator head |
| We cheer and scream when Walt says things like «I'm the one who knocks» |
| And we still find him likable, but, yo, he poisoned Brock |
| Hey, my friends, I’ve got a plan for this show not to end |
| Let’s fly to Albuquerque and kidnap Vince Gilligan |
| What if Walter and Hank turned out to the same person? |
| Oh yeah, Walter is like Hank’s Tyler Durden |
| Think about it, they are bald and have a similar face |
| And you never see the two of them in the same place |
| OK, Walter is dead because Jessie shot him in the head and escaped down to |
| Mexico |
| One day he gets a box of blue meth in the mail and says «woah, who sent this, |
| yo?» |
| Then Walt Junior shows up at his front door and says «hey Jessie, |
| have you heard?» |
| He throws down his crutches, grabs Jessie in his clutches and says «I'm Heisenberg» |
| Yo, it was all an act, he ain’t handicapped, that kid is just like Keyser Soze |
| Then his crutches become two sub-machine guns and he blows Jessie Pinkman away |
| Those are all of our notes Vince, you better get started |
| We gotta go find George R. R. Martin |
| Finish those books |