Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Off The Floor, artist - The Key of Awesome. Date of issue: 14.03.2016
Song language: English
Off The Floor |
| J-Lo my name ain’t on the list, come down and tell em I’m with you. |
| It’s a new infestation |
| This is Wow Wow Wubsy |
| Of Bridge and tunnel people |
| Get off the floor drunky |
| Lay on your side dummy |
| Let me introduce you |
| to the skanks and douche bags in the soul destroying line at the club |
| I’m confused |
| and I don’t really know when I get of the train which exit to use |
| Drives me insane they all look the same which one do I choose |
| My GPS is a big ole mess and ruined my shoes |
| I tripped and fell on my ass and all the children laughed now I got a big bruise |
| What the hell did I do to deserve this abuse damn? |
| Ple ple ple please check the list again |
| I gotta go meet my friend Dolly |
| If you ain’t fabulous you will be ignored |
| When dancing be aware of people with sores |
| I think we need a clean up in isle four |
| Point and laugh at the poor |
| They can’t get in the door |
| Pits stink when the creeps put their drinks up |
| Leave your dignity and shame at the door |
| Squeeze your size 10 butt into a size four |
| So many tools here its like a hardware store |
| The roofies, the guidos, dancin' like they’re spastic |
| The stinky cheap cologne, the sexual harassment Dali. |
| Piss your cash away on twenty-dollar cosmos at the club |
| Pick up your phone J-Lo. |
| It’s Pitbull again. |
| Llamame. |
| Trust me when I say you’ll never bang the shot girl at the club |
| Not if I don’t get inside I won’t… Dalai. |
| I’ve got such a big butt that when I dance it hits the floor |
| Bla ba bla bla I don’t feel like singing lyrics anymore |
| Bla ba bla bla |
| This shit is whack son, I’m getting pissed |
| I’m about to give this mothertrucker my fist |
| I ain’t askin' for permission son I insist |
| Ahhhh dude you’re breakin' my wrist |
| O wow o wow ow that hurts |
| Why you gotta go and get blood on my shirt |
| I ain’t never been a fighter, but I am a lover |
| Fine you win I’ll pay the cover |
| I finally got inside now its time to the booty slap |
| This is the last call for alcohol, yall |
| The night is over. |
| It’s time for me to go and take a nap |
| ¿J-Lo Que paso? |
| I’m outside para tres horas en la linea. |
| Esta muy frio alla. |
| ¿Por que me tratas asi J-Lo? |