Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song We Were Never Actually Together (Parody of Taylor Swift's "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together"), artist - The Key of Awesome. Date of issue: 14.03.2016
Song language: English
We Were Never Actually Together (Parody of Taylor Swift's "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together") |
| I got dumped by Jake Gyllenhaal |
| Last year |
| So I bought this hipster voodoo doll |
| With a beard |
| I’m stabbing him right in his Gyllenballs |
| Still he won’t return my calls Why? |
| I’m calling just to say that I’ve moved on |
| With my life |
| This’ll be the last time that I call |
| Tonight |
| Do you mind If I sleep on your lawn |
| I say I love you. |
| We hates him. |
| the precious, Smeagol |
| Ooooooooh One side of me gets the hint but |
| PHPHHHHTPHHHPHHHT |
| This side is ogidy ogidy ogidy |
| We were never ever ever actually together |
| Sweetie remember member member |
| Smoking crack together |
| We ate chalk |
| And did bath salts |
| And had sex with a tree |
| Um We have never ever done any of that together |
| Like, we sort of did. |
| My stuffed animals totally remember it |
| Yeah, I remember that. |
| Me too |
| I swallowed a whole bottle of these pills |
| Flintstones |
| These voices in my head feel like a drill |
| Gollum |
| He’s telling me that we have to kill |
| Your mom, but I can’t seem to trigger this bomb. |
| Darn |
| MMMMMMMMM |
| I can’t hear you through the gag |
| Ohhhhhh looks like, I just needed new batteries |
| She can never ever ever be put back together |
| Now he will never ever ever give me back my sweater |
| I’ve moved on and soon I’m gonna be a Kennedy Yippee! |
| Their family curse gets worse and worse with every century |
| They got shot, his plane got lost |
| And this ones dating me |
| If he ever dumped me ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever EVER |
| He will be dismembered |
| My precious |