Lyrics Christmas Parody Spectacular - The Key of Awesome

Christmas Parody Spectacular

Key of Awesome Christmas party
Everybody’s here, we’re still alive
Pitbull always gets it started
¡Dale, Dale, Dale, 305!
Happy Holidays from Sia
Don’t look at me, look at my weird friend
Christmas is a time for Bieber
Just like Jesus Christ I’ve come again
Sia come and get your freaky friend
Season’s greetings from Rihanna
Santa better have my money
Is da tree made out of ganja?
Cuz me wanna smoke da Christmas tree
You can’t have Christmas without Madonna
That would be true in the eh-eightes
What the hell happened to Kesha?
I can’t make a song contractually
You just sang a line, now pay the fee
Zayn dropped out of One Direction
But I can still play Harry Potter
I will win the next election
And I got a crush on my daughter
[Taylor Swift & Katy Perry)
I’m the Queen of 2015
You’re a backstabber with sticks for arms
You’re just pissed cuz you’re not trending
I’ll run over you in my pink car
I got you a special Christmas card
Stop your hatin', 'tis the season
Christmas ain’t about the things you buy
It’s about the Baby Yeezus
I’m the greatest baby of all time
Christmas is about Beyoncé
Ohhhh ohh oh oh oh oh ohh
All you a-holes have been naughty
Santa better pay me what you owe
Everybody’s getting bags of coal
Look at you all, fighting for attention like two-year-olds
You should be ashamed of yourselves!
There’s only one person who’s getting presents this year
And I think you know who that person is
Giga Hadid
My baby Blue!
Caitlin Jenner
Katy Perry!
Lena Dunham!
Jack Daniels!
The ghost of Ronald Reagan
Jean-Paul Gaultier
Wrong!
Adele, Adele
I am everything
I cure diseases whenever I sing
I was gone for a bit and everything went to shit
So the world called upon me to come and fix it
Adele, you’re swell
We are under your spell
I have saved Christmas by singing so well
Oy!
Mate!
Where’s the bloody eggnog?
I’ve got a sitter for the baby and wanna
get pissed, mate!
Maybe just sing, Adele.
It kind of ruin it when you speak