Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Christmas Parody Spectacular, artist - The Key of Awesome. Date of issue: 28.03.2016
Song language: English
Christmas Parody Spectacular |
| Key of Awesome Christmas party |
| Everybody’s here, we’re still alive |
| Pitbull always gets it started |
| ¡Dale, Dale, Dale, 305! |
| Happy Holidays from Sia |
| Don’t look at me, look at my weird friend |
| Christmas is a time for Bieber |
| Just like Jesus Christ I’ve come again |
| Sia come and get your freaky friend |
| Season’s greetings from Rihanna |
| Santa better have my money |
| Is da tree made out of ganja? |
| Cuz me wanna smoke da Christmas tree |
| You can’t have Christmas without Madonna |
| That would be true in the eh-eightes |
| What the hell happened to Kesha? |
| I can’t make a song contractually |
| You just sang a line, now pay the fee |
| Zayn dropped out of One Direction |
| But I can still play Harry Potter |
| I will win the next election |
| And I got a crush on my daughter |
| [Taylor Swift & Katy Perry) |
| I’m the Queen of 2015 |
| You’re a backstabber with sticks for arms |
| You’re just pissed cuz you’re not trending |
| I’ll run over you in my pink car |
| I got you a special Christmas card |
| Stop your hatin', 'tis the season |
| Christmas ain’t about the things you buy |
| It’s about the Baby Yeezus |
| I’m the greatest baby of all time |
| Christmas is about Beyoncé |
| Ohhhh ohh oh oh oh oh ohh |
| All you a-holes have been naughty |
| Santa better pay me what you owe |
| Everybody’s getting bags of coal |
| Look at you all, fighting for attention like two-year-olds |
| You should be ashamed of yourselves! |
| There’s only one person who’s getting presents this year |
| And I think you know who that person is |
| Giga Hadid |
| My baby Blue! |
| Caitlin Jenner |
| Katy Perry! |
| Lena Dunham! |
| Jack Daniels! |
| The ghost of Ronald Reagan |
| Jean-Paul Gaultier |
| Wrong! |
| Adele, Adele |
| I am everything |
| I cure diseases whenever I sing |
| I was gone for a bit and everything went to shit |
| So the world called upon me to come and fix it |
| Adele, you’re swell |
| We are under your spell |
| I have saved Christmas by singing so well |
| Oy! |
| Mate! |
| Where’s the bloody eggnog? |
| I’ve got a sitter for the baby and wanna |
| get pissed, mate! |
| Maybe just sing, Adele. |
| It kind of ruin it when you speak |