Lyrics Call Me Crazy (Parody of Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe") - The Key of Awesome

Call Me Crazy (Parody of Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe")

We met last night at the club, You told me you were inlove
Came home and swished in the tub, And now you’re in my yard
Woke up and saw you were gone, You were running across my lawn without your
pants or shoes on
Here comes my St. Bernard
Vodka was flowin', But cleavage was showin'
Your mind I was blowin', Then we were so frickin' wasted
Tap, You’re my boyfriend
My name is Carly, But all my doctors just call me crazy
I made you poptarts with extra gravy, But I’m a call-girl
You have to pay me
Psych, I’m just kidding, Aren’t I crazy?
Let’s watch 12 hours of Chelsea Lately
And all the other boys try to tase me, The doors are locked now
You can’t escape me
C’mon, Let’s do sex again
I wanna be more than friends
Look how far my legs can bend
I’m sorry, I can’t stay
Look, I don’t mean to be rude, But I don’t think that we screwed
I’ve got the pictures to prove it
Hey, Don’t look away
You’re my one and only, That’s what my duck told me
But don’t think you own me, Now let’s sacrifice some chicken
I’ve got some handcuffs, Feel free to spank me
But here’s the safe word, It’s call me maybe
Hey, This is my band
They seem to hate me
They don’t look like they’re really playing
Crap, That’s my husband
He’s in the navy, He’s gonna kill you
He’s also crazy
I’m gonna kill you 'cause that’s my lady
What’s going on here?
He tried to rape me
When people try to rape my wife, It makes me so mad
It makes me feel bad, I’m gonna kick your ass
Come to think of it, My wife is just a guy in drag
I need a real man, So call me maybe