Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Call Me Crazy (Parody of Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe"), artist - The Key of Awesome. Date of issue: 14.03.2016
Song language: English
Call Me Crazy (Parody of Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe") |
| We met last night at the club, You told me you were inlove |
| Came home and swished in the tub, And now you’re in my yard |
| Woke up and saw you were gone, You were running across my lawn without your |
| pants or shoes on |
| Here comes my St. Bernard |
| Vodka was flowin', But cleavage was showin' |
| Your mind I was blowin', Then we were so frickin' wasted |
| Tap, You’re my boyfriend |
| My name is Carly, But all my doctors just call me crazy |
| I made you poptarts with extra gravy, But I’m a call-girl |
| You have to pay me |
| Psych, I’m just kidding, Aren’t I crazy? |
| Let’s watch 12 hours of Chelsea Lately |
| And all the other boys try to tase me, The doors are locked now |
| You can’t escape me |
| C’mon, Let’s do sex again |
| I wanna be more than friends |
| Look how far my legs can bend |
| I’m sorry, I can’t stay |
| Look, I don’t mean to be rude, But I don’t think that we screwed |
| I’ve got the pictures to prove it |
| Hey, Don’t look away |
| You’re my one and only, That’s what my duck told me |
| But don’t think you own me, Now let’s sacrifice some chicken |
| I’ve got some handcuffs, Feel free to spank me |
| But here’s the safe word, It’s call me maybe |
| Hey, This is my band |
| They seem to hate me |
| They don’t look like they’re really playing |
| Crap, That’s my husband |
| He’s in the navy, He’s gonna kill you |
| He’s also crazy |
| I’m gonna kill you 'cause that’s my lady |
| What’s going on here? |
| He tried to rape me |
| When people try to rape my wife, It makes me so mad |
| It makes me feel bad, I’m gonna kick your ass |
| Come to think of it, My wife is just a guy in drag |
| I need a real man, So call me maybe |