Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Afraid, artist - The Key of Awesome. Date of issue: 14.03.2016
Song language: English
Afraid |
| You can try to throw away my lyric sheets before I can read 'em |
| Ha! |
| too bad I got em memorized I don’t even need 'em |
| Yeah I still got homophobic rhymes but you can’t get upset |
| Cus that fag Elton John and I once did a duet |
| To my fans, I apologize for ruining your life |
| I’ll get back to writing songs about murdering my wife |
| He spits his lines in perfect time without any rehearsin' |
| Sometimes he rhymes about himself in the third person |
| His rapping is hilarious or completely serious |
| And if you make fun of him then he will get frikkin' furious |
| Cus he can dish it out but he just can’t take it |
| Like a baker who hates cake, but always bakes it |
| Who’s this dude looking at me? |
| He looks just like me |
| He’s clocking me mocking me, I think he wants to fight me |
| Ow, I tried to hit the man but he broke my hand and then he ran |
| Musta been a crazed fan |
| Oh, damn, there he is again |
| I’m not afraid to throw a chair its from IKEA so I don’t care |
| I’m bumping into people on the street |
| I’m wearing Shape Ups on my feet |
| I’m just like you, I’ve been there too |
| I’m rich and famous so I take that back it’s not true |
| It was my decision to do drugs, I did it for fun but now I’m done |
| Now I’ll get back to making puns about Kim Kardashian |
| And her two tons buns of fun, so gargantuan that they block out the Sun |
| I’m the world’s greatest rapper, a fact that’s undisputed |
| But for some reason I act like I am persecuted |
| If you think I’m a turkey well then you can just stuff it |
| I’m the only MC to have a beef with a puppet |
| I could rap about Afghanistan, Iraq or BP |
| But I’d rather make fun of some minor celebrities |
| Here’s a list of people that I’d like to impeach: |
| Patricia Headon, Will Weaton, Ruben Studdard, and Screech |
| But I won’t diss Kanye or Lil Wayne, that ain’t fun |
| They’re both really nice, they ain’t hurt no one |
| But screw Michael J. Fox, cus he shakes when he walks |
| Aren’t you glad that I’m back to get this message across |
| I’m not afraid to get really pissed |
| At all my critics, that hardly exist |
| I’m such whiny baby, I’ll keep complaining |
| I’m rich as hell, my records sell |
| I’m such an ass, but I get a pass |
| People love me cus I can rhyme words really fast |