| Just gonna ride past you on my bike
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| That’s alright because I’m not sure who I like
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| Why did you give me an Indian Burn?
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| I told the principal because it really hurt
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| You’re such a stupid jerk
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| I can’t tell her that I like her
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| I can only shoot her with this spitball
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| She should know that it means the same thing, after all
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| I threw glue at her just to get a reaction
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| She was a distraction from addition & fractions
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| I drew a picture of her 'cause I thought she was neat
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| We’ve always been close 'cause we have assigned seats
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| I’ll never forget when I past her that note
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| 'Cause she checked the box 'yes' and that’s all that she wrote
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| From then it was great and we had a playdate
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| we played house and she made me a fake play-dough steak
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| And today I saw something I’ll never forget
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| She was playing and laying with Kyle in the ballpit
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| I started to cry and lie down on the floor
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| I said «You're a fartface I don’t like you no more»
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| I want you out of my heart but you’re stuck like a splinter
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| Goodbye my mom’s calling me for dinner
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| You said mean things and you ran away
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| That’s okay it must busy day
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| You stole my heart and you stole my bike
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| That’s alright because I love the way you like
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| Love the way you like
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| Now I apologize for wiping boogers on your jacket and backpack
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| I wish that I didn’t, I wish that I could backtrack
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| to the day before they made me sit in the corner
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| This feels like a 3rd grade restraining order
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| I knew that I loved you at first but I farted
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| My heart was a kickball then you suddenly caught it
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| I’m sorry but there’s something I must confess
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| It was me who ripped off your Nintendo DS
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| But I felt bad and returned it while you were busy napping
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| We’re together again it’s just like it never happened
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| I dressed up as Weasley and you were Hermione
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| You said you had spells that could make me less whiney
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| You carved inside of the lines of my heart
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| 'Cause you opened me up and then you cut a fart in my heart
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| I’m so bored with this game that we’re playing
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| I guess that’s why they’re called board games
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| Well I am rubber and you are glue
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| Words bounce off of me and then stick on to you
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| Did you just call me a doo-doo-pie?
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| That’s alright I know you are but what am I?
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| I know you thought I wouldn’t mind |