Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Willywork, artist - The Key of Awesome. Date of issue: 14.03.2016
Song language: English
Willywork |
| Have you ever had an uninvited guest? |
| Why did you wear sweatpants the day she wore that dress? |
| You put a book on it, your woody wouldn’t quit |
| Think of disgusting things and don’t encourage it |
| And then it starts to ache, zipper’s about to break |
| You’re using every trick to try to tame your trouser snake |
| Listen and listen good, don' t cover up your wood |
| A woody never should |
| Ever have to be caged or blocked |
| Unlock your jock |
| Just let it pop |
| Like a jack in the box |
| Show 'em that your willy works |
| A stiffy shouldn’t have to hurt |
| Make em scream «oh my god» |
| As you shock 'em with your lightning rod |
| Baby, let your mojo rise |
| It doesn’t matter what the size |
| You don’t have to feel ashamed |
| Like Miley it just can’t be tamed |
| Boing, boing, boing |
| Even bigger than a Boeing, Boeing, Boeing |
| Sometimes it can be annoying-noying-noying |
| But now your confidence is growing |
| Put your package on display |
| Even if they scream and run away |
| You’re the jockey of your one-eyed horse |
| I’m talking bout your dong, of course |
| Someday when you’re old and bored |
| You’ll wish that you had shown it more |
| It’s the reason that the world was born |
| Every girl believes in unicorns |
| Doing, ding, dong |
| Someday random chubbies will be gone |
| Doing, ding, dong |
| Can’t believe I wrote a whole schlong song |