
Date of issue: 14.03.2016
Song language: English
Where is Everyone? (Parody of Pitbull's Give Me Everything) |
I wrote another song about me wanker ex |
He’s a |
Worthless loathe |
His name is, timothy matthews |
He lives on quash bucks road |
At number 22 |
If you see him on the street you should kick him in the yarbles, |
push him down the stairs then drag him back up by his nostrils |
Did i mention that he has herpes? |
And warts |
Ill never stop talking shite about tim matthews |
I wish nothing but ass worms tim matthews |
If you cross me, your’e dead |
Ill hide under your bed |
Next time you check the mail you’ll find your new girlfriend’s head |
Stop right there adele |
Don’t sing another bloody word |
You’ve lost your bloody nut haven’t you? |
Two can play this game! |
Adele’s got bipolar, disorder |
She’s an, angry drunk |
And a, kitten hoarder |
She left out a verse where she cheated on me |
With one of her rhodies |
I always bought you flowers and said bless you when you sneezed |
You yelled at me in public, burped and farted as you please |
You offered me some love, then you gave me a durchavin |
Then you kicked my ass on christ-mas |
Song tags: #The Key of Awesome
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