Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Electronic Wuss, artist - The Key of Awesome. Date of issue: 12.03.2012
Song language: English
Electronic Wuss |
| It seems like a silly choice |
| For a grown man to use this voice |
| The Postal Service did it first |
| I sound like them but 10 times worse |
| A cloud pooped out a rainbow turd |
| I’m just singing random words |
| I make songs with bleeps and bloops |
| I sometimes write with apple loops |
| Electronic wuss |
| Electronic wuss |
| I sound like a total puss |
| The oceans constellations make me cry |
| Swimming in a lemon creek |
| Tadpoles tickle my butt cheeks |
| A bearded nun flies through the sky |
| I wrote this song when I was high |
| I make love to birds and bees |
| And masturbate to redwood trees |
| A dragon’s balls will drop today |
| A centaur screams Hip Hip Hooray! |
| Electronic wuss |
| Electronic wuss |
| Let’s all smoke some purple kush |
| Prepubescent girls think I’m so deep |
| My sitting posture is really bad |
| Holy crap, here comes my dad |
| Your mother and I are trying to get some sleep |
| I asked the strongman in the sky |
| Why do donuts have to die? |
| I had a dream the other night |
| That Elmo and I got in a fight |
| I couldn’t make my punches land |
| I noticed I had lobster hands |
| Then a snake wearing a vest |
| Said, did you study for the test? |
| What test? |
| I woke up and I wrote this tune |
| It’s going to get me tons of poon |
| Come ride with me in my sensitive balloons |
| Turn that goddemned Casio off and go to bed! |