| When I hang around my house
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| I do it theatrically
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| Is somebody watching me?
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| HEY! |
| Oh its you
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| You scared the crap outta me
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| Why are you filming me?
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| Dont you know I hate it when you
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| Sneak up on me like that
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| I was just about to crack you in the head with this bat
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| So now Im gonna read a book
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| And give you a dirty look
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| Just let me read my book
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| I like to dress up like a fabulous clown
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| Do you like my hair up or does it look better down
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| When its Emo like this, I look Japanese
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| I look like Zoolander now
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| Hey, why are you filming me?
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| Im using the lavatory!
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| Im doing a number three!
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| Hey by the way
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| Did you pay the cable bill
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| It was on the windowsill
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| Youre hot, but youre dumber than a shoe
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| Im singing about a dude
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| But they won’t let me show the dude
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| Because parents were outraged when I was on the AMAs
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| But they seemed to be okay with Lady Gagas vajayjay
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| Its totally cool when two chicks to make out
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| Everyone is amused
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| I just put my crotch in my dancers face and it got on the news
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| That doesnt make sense to me
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| OWW I just hit my knee!
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| Why are you filming me?
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| Stop laughing at me
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| Why are you filming me? |