| People think it’s cute
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| When I’m in adult situations
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| I wanna rock your body
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| And you know I ain’t playin'
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| Someone wrote this song for me
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| So I’m not sure what I’m sayin'
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| I’ve seen many different girls
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| And I’ve seen their second bases
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| But you’re nothing like those girls
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| You don’t have zits or braces
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| I’m so glad it’s you and me and we are all alone
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| Except for my dad who’s right over there cause he’s the chaperone
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| I don’t want to pressure you
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| Cause I’m willing to wait
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| And I won’t try to touch your boobies on the first date
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| I’ll take you out to Chuck-E-Cheese
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| And then I’ll pick some movie
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| And then maybe later you can just let me see your boobies
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| Zero times none, equals none
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| You plus me, equals fun
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| Jeans and puppies and chubby cheeks
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| Is my cuteness starting to make you weak
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| I am adorable, (So frickin' cute)
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| Now this is my advantage
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| I’ve got Carol Brady hair
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| And I know all of Usher’s dances
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| Let’s go to my dad’s car
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| And make the windows steam
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| I really hope that sounded cool
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| Cause I don’t know what it means
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| Most of the other boys
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| Will play you for a fool
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| I made this macaroni necklace
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| Today at school
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| I know how to please you
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| Cause I can do sex good
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| I learned about it in a Playboy
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| That I found in the woods
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| The square root of sixteen-hundred is forty
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| Don’t you want to be my shorty
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| When I first saw you I was astounded
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| I love you tonight if I’m not grounded
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| (You are definitely grounded)
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| I am adorable, (It's almost disgusting)
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| (Stop singing that song
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| My son sings like a little girl
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| I don’t know where I went wrong)
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| I want to sleep on you
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| (That doesn’t make sense and you’re being creepy)
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| Woah it’s almost nine o’clock
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| I’m getting kind of sleepy
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| Aaa-aaaa-aaa |