Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Lady Gaga's Bored This Way, artist - The Key of Awesome. Date of issue: 14.03.2016
Song language: English
Lady Gaga's Bored This Way |
| This is the manifesto of Mother Brainfart |
| In Vulvulon, a system of interplanetary planets, there were two races of |
| humanoidians: the Bitchy Dancers and the Mucusheads |
| On the first day of the festival of the bleeding disco ball, Queen Cornerface |
| decreed «From this day forth the citizens of Planet Fabulust shall only |
| communicate via Madonna songs» |
| The Bitchy Dancers protested saying «wait, which Madonna songs?» |
| The Mucus heads said nothing because they we’re mucusheads |
| Thus began the dance war |
| Now watch this unrelated video |
| It doesn’t matter if you make do, or make doo-doo (excuse me, sorry) |
| Just turn the music up cus I’ve got words to say: gravy |
| My momma told me when you write a song you don’t have to be original |
| Just mash up parts of other melodies like «Express Yourself» and «Waterfalls» |
| (hey, hey, hey) |
| If someone notices and tries to sue, you can claim that it’s just an homage |
| Then make a video with whips and chains, it’s kooky sci-fi gay pride collage |
| I’m running out of ideas |
| My dress is made of tortillas |
| I’m on my last leg baby |
| I got nothing to say |
| I’m on a hamster wheel |
| So I’ll beg, borrow and steal |
| Now I’m grasping at straws |
| What if I bang Santa Claus? |
| When you don’t know what to say |
| Just display more T&A |
| Check out my butt while I walk away |
| Everyone is super gay |
| Gay, gay, gay, everyday |
| Hey wait, did I mention that I’m down with gays? |
| Don’t be a rainbow be a flag |
| Don’t drink the tea just lick the bag |
| Don’t be shovel be a hoe |
| Goddamn my voice is really low |
| I just don’t know what to do anymore |
| What if I roll around with goo on the floor? |
| This feels disgusting and its really cold |
| Sometimes it’s hard to be an attention whore |
| I have to cheer up this skeleton cus I convinced him to rip off his skin |
| It’s hard to tell if he’s still mad at me because when he frowns it looks like |
| a grin |
| Don’t go for second best ba- |
| Wait that’s the song I ripped off, maybe I am second best |
| Copy Madonna so much |
| I think I’m losing my touch |
| I think I’ll just put on mom jeans and a Gap sweater vest |
| The only thing left to do |
| Is to just start boring you |
| I’m going to shop at Kohl’s for some sensible shoes |