Lyrics Lady Gaga's Bored This Way - The Key of Awesome

Lady Gaga's Bored This Way

This is the manifesto of Mother Brainfart
In Vulvulon, a system of interplanetary planets, there were two races of
humanoidians: the Bitchy Dancers and the Mucusheads
On the first day of the festival of the bleeding disco ball, Queen Cornerface
decreed «From this day forth the citizens of Planet Fabulust shall only
communicate via Madonna songs»
The Bitchy Dancers protested saying «wait, which Madonna songs?»
The Mucus heads said nothing because they we’re mucusheads
Thus began the dance war
Now watch this unrelated video
It doesn’t matter if you make do, or make doo-doo (excuse me, sorry)
Just turn the music up cus I’ve got words to say: gravy
My momma told me when you write a song you don’t have to be original
Just mash up parts of other melodies like «Express Yourself» and «Waterfalls»
(hey, hey, hey)
If someone notices and tries to sue, you can claim that it’s just an homage
Then make a video with whips and chains, it’s kooky sci-fi gay pride collage
I’m running out of ideas
My dress is made of tortillas
I’m on my last leg baby
I got nothing to say
I’m on a hamster wheel
So I’ll beg, borrow and steal
Now I’m grasping at straws
What if I bang Santa Claus?
When you don’t know what to say
Just display more T&A
Check out my butt while I walk away
Everyone is super gay
Gay, gay, gay, everyday
Hey wait, did I mention that I’m down with gays?
Don’t be a rainbow be a flag
Don’t drink the tea just lick the bag
Don’t be shovel be a hoe
Goddamn my voice is really low
I just don’t know what to do anymore
What if I roll around with goo on the floor?
This feels disgusting and its really cold
Sometimes it’s hard to be an attention whore
I have to cheer up this skeleton cus I convinced him to rip off his skin
It’s hard to tell if he’s still mad at me because when he frowns it looks like
a grin
Don’t go for second best ba-
Wait that’s the song I ripped off, maybe I am second best
Copy Madonna so much
I think I’m losing my touch
I think I’ll just put on mom jeans and a Gap sweater vest
The only thing left to do
Is to just start boring you
I’m going to shop at Kohl’s for some sensible shoes